In this thread - alkey will find his humor

[GonzoStyle]

Remember when you gave an FU to your dick, good times.

[IrishAlkey]

FU to my dick!

























































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[GonzoStyle]

I'm here for you old pal, boy the misadventures of alkey and his penis, the good old days.

[Hybrid]

how are the hamsters doin

[IrishAlkey]

Maybe that's the problem...

My penis needs to take an adventure.

[Keyser Soze]

I smell a renaissance!

[GonzoStyle]

I say you get your penis back from silera and take a trip, maybe she'll even give you your balls too.

[IrishAlkey]

how are the hamsters doin

My mom says they're sleeping in the backyard.

[GonzoStyle]

I think he's slowly finding it, remember when everyone signed alkeys shirt at Hooters? Fun times, I dotted the I on the base of his spine as hard as I could, then he was all like "there ain't no I in gonzostyle". I said "I know" and giggled like a school girl getting molested for the first time.

[IrishAlkey]

Yeah, then someone wrote "fuck me here" with an arrow pointing to my ass and I had to walk to my car drunk at 4 in the morning.

That was nice.

[IrishAlkey]

I say you get your penis back from silera and take a trip, maybe she'll even give you your balls too.

If you can open her mouth, more power to you.

[GonzoStyle]

You still on the "I fuck silera" deal? That was so oa.com ago, we all know dude.

Get your balls back and come play.

[IrishAlkey]

[GonzoStyle]

Ok I am sorry...

WOW DUDE, YOU FUCK SILERA, OMG I SAW HER WOWS, SHE IS SOOOOO HOT. THANKS FOR THE PICS, I HAVE TO CLEAN MY KEYBOARD NOW, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[IrishAlkey]

Drama queen.

[Keyser Soze]

J.O.S.E.

[GonzoStyle]

I MADE A MESS ON MY KEYBOARD!!!!

[IrishAlkey]

:disappointed:

[GonzoStyle]

The old alkey would have had a whimsical retort.

[IrishAlkey]

I can't relate.

I don't masturbate.