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fuck you, you fuck of a philly cab driver - i hope someone pays you in pennies
#1
so it's pouring outside when i leave the mans office. i try to hail a cab, but there are none.

of course there is no shelter for me to stand under either.

so i decided to walk down the street to the busy intersection.

i stand there

cold

getting rained on

& i hail a cab.

the driver asks me where i am going.

i tell him

he he says "no, i'm making a left here & going in the other direction"

thanks.

thanks for making me walk 10 blocks in the rain just so you couldn't get my $5.

ass
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#2
boo hoo you got wet. about time you had a shower, skank!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
I didnt mean that. I have just been trying to find a place to use the word skank. sorry.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#4
you are getting soft, Arp.
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#5
1- you should have brought an umbrella
2- i'm sure they have buses in philly
3- drive a car or call a friend for a ride.
Maybe you should have just stayed in the cab until the driver wanted to take you where you were going.
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#6
shoulda shown him your nippleless tits.
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#7
gonzo has seen your tits?
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#8
The only tits he sees are his own.
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#9
just like you huh...
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#10
Dont hate me cause im pretty.
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#11
he's seen mine.


but not dru's, she won't show them to anyone because they're nippleless
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#12
Dru doesn't have nipples?
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#13
nope, none
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#14
Are you sure they aren't just inverted nipples?
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#15
this I gotta see - yours too, Trish.
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#16
intriguing
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#17
Thank you, come again.
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Quote:1- you should have brought an umbrella
2- i'm sure they have buses in philly
3- drive a car or call a friend for a ride.

1- it wasn't raining when i left
2- i don't know the route to get back to where i was going
3 - i didn't have a car, that is why i needed a cab.

Quote:but not dru's, she won't show them to anyone because they're nippleless

i have nipples dammit.

I HATE YOU ALL

i <3 arpi



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Quote:i have nipples dammit.

I HATE YOU ALL
you started us believing that, so youll have to prove us wrong before we stop thinking so.
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#20
dammit
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