06-05-2003, 02:44 AM
:bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:
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In this thread - I am a pizza....
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06-05-2003, 02:45 AM
i will fix your thread title for a slice of you.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
06-05-2003, 02:46 AM
 mall crust bubble begins to form on side of the pan closest to the back right hand side:
06-05-2003, 02:48 AM
:realizes there is another pizza in this oven, ponders whether it is sicilian or neopolitan:
06-05-2003, 02:48 AM
do we have a deal or not!?!?!?!?!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-05-2003, 02:49 AM
:oven is opened, calzone is put into oven. Observes that the neighboring pizza is neopolitan, and has peperoni on top:
06-05-2003, 02:50 AM
(dude, I'm a pizza! I can't speak or emote in anyway. If you want a slice of me, you'll have to wait until I get out of this oven and order one!)
06-05-2003, 02:50 AM
i hope your crust burns :8:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-05-2003, 02:51 AM
:grows suspicious of the pepperoni. Begins plotting a counter-attack for the impending invasion that the neighboring toppings are planning:
06-05-2003, 02:53 AM
:over door opens. Bright light fills the oven. Is removed from oven and placed on aluminum platter:
06-05-2003, 02:55 AM
:pizza cutter divides body into 8 even sections. Placed behind glass counter. Awaits to be ordered:
06-05-2003, 02:55 AM
i hope Baker and Jack share you and eat the cheese together in a Lady and the Tramp type smooch.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-05-2003, 02:59 AM
:realizes the impending death that awaits each of the eight seperate but equal sections. Wishes to know the meaning of good-bye:
06-05-2003, 03:02 AM
:cools off. Cheese is solid to the touch. Oil has dried up into the crust. Awaiting to be ordered:
06-05-2003, 03:10 AM
uh, the pizza looks like shit . i will have a stromboli and a coke please.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-05-2003, 03:11 AM
:observes man accidently dropping a pizza pan on the floor. No one notices except self. Laments. Awaits to be ordered:
06-05-2003, 03:11 AM
would it be possible to get a chicken parm hero? extra cheese, please - with a grape fountain soda.
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