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i hate the pizza club forum title so every 2 weeks we are going to have a contest and the winner gets to decide the theme of the forum for the next 2 weeks. crx and i will judge. goatweed doesnt know it but he will be the deciding vote in case of a split.
this weeks contest is to describe what you think gonzo's work day is like. you may do it with a paint pic, a song, a story, a photoshop thingie, any way you please.
contest ends sunday at midnight.
be creative.
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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this may be your first actual good idea as a mod :thumbs-up:
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actually my first good idea was to ban you but jack cast the decidng vote to keep you. until then we were all split on it.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:i hate the pizza club forum title
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Quote:goatweed doesnt know it but he will be the deciding vote in case of a split.
sounds good to me :thumbs-up:
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From what i remember, gonzo works at blockbuster i think.
Gonzo's day:
Guy walks up to the counter with a VHS movie. guy whispers "do you have this on dvd?"
Gonzo takes video and says over the speaker "Do we have Dicks on Chicks on DVD?"
Ok so that was bad.. i just wanted to set the bar really low.
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Blockbuster doesn't have porn 
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anything people. haiku, a ballad, an oil painting, a short video of interpretive dance, anything.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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wakes up around 10 am, cause he was online all nite
cries fopr 15 minutes seeing that his prayers for a bigger penis were not answered
goes online
checks all his email accounts
knocks one down to some fat and 50 porn
showers
eats while online and then heads to work
curses numerous people out in his head
while at work he thinx of ways to blow up the bldg with out harm to himself
the store is lucky this day, some moron customer has saved the day by bugging GS about some movie with you know who in it from that show that used to be on a few years ago on sunday nites
an either NBC or CBS
works the late shift today so he ends up having to restock the porn area
suprisingly resists the urge to knock another one down
on his way home he thinks of new ideas for his online world
he is determined to rule this place
gets home enjoys some elios pizza and a couple of diet cokes
goes online to check the state of things and begins his daily advancement towardz total domination
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1. no porn at blockbuster
2. it doesnt have to be about his whole day. it can be a depiction of one moment that epitomizes the whole day.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I have chosen to submit a haiku of things GS probbaly hears a lot at work.
Three dollar SnoCaps?
You guys have lots of movies!
When is it due back?
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Bravo! :lol:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:Three dollar SnoCaps?
genius!!!
actually I tell people who buy candy and soda most of the time to go to the bodega across the street. Why in gods name do you wanna pay 2 bucks for a 75 cent candy? Same with dvds I send them all to best buy.
Yes I am working the late shift tonight GW, you got one thing right.
am I allowed to participate?
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all are welcome. mods and admins too! :banana:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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except for me and crx , of course
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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But wouldn't I be disqualified? You know like the disclaimer "relatives of any employees may not enter this contest".
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what about the tie-breaker guy?
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you may enter the contest. sheesh!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I'll just bitch about how horrible the new "project store" fiasco is and how we no longer get cigarette breaks or any type of breaks whatsoever. Or how we have to clock out if we are going to the bathroom for longer than 5 minutes. How the managers no longer have to do any work, we now have to take on their duties, plus ours, plus the new project store duties.
Yes I do think of how to blow that fuckin place up... :29:
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okay so blockbuster has no porn
fuckin ingrate
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