Alcohol Sucks

[Jack]

I have already downed half of my fifth of Absolut Vodka and a full fifth of Southern Comfort and not even a buzz yet. :-(

I started 2 hours ago. Why no buzz?

[QuickStop]

im too lazy to form an actual joke, so lets just say it has something to do with your weight

[Jack]

With that much alcohol though... I should at least be feeling something. Not even getting the "I feel very warm" sensations.

[Goatweed]

maybe it's watered down? Maybe you're trying too hard to get drunk.

I had 7 Spaten Steins last night and smoked 2 bowls - I was fuckin' wrecked :toast:

[Jack]

:-( Must have been great.

[Goatweed]

It was, actually - waking up today at 9:30 to run errands and install a door wasn't though

Oh yeah, 4 Guiness' tonight and a small (discreet) bowl tonight - my bro-in-law stopped by to check out the work goin' on. I had a small buzz goin' on.

[The Sleeper]

hard licquor is beyond disgusting

[crack hitler]

or maybe you're just full of shit. i hope you can back that up when you get here

[The Sleeper]

or you will beat his ass? please say yes

[crack hitler]

no, my hands aren't that big

[Jack]

Sleeper is just mad cause he owes me 5 bucks. :21:

[Jack]

I'd tell him he could buy me my first drink, but A) I very rarely drink, and B)I hear that Sleaper isn't quite of age yet.

[Kid Afrika]

I very rarely drink

I don't blame you. You don't appear to be very good at it.

[Jack]

:-(

I can't even get drunk right. :-(

[crack hitler]

mainline it like motley crue used to do, get a needle and just inject it, i hear that works
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[Jack]

I'll just give up and go to bed... Vacation starts at 10:00 AM tomorrow morning :5:

[Mad]

mainline it like motley crue used to do, get a needle and just inject it, i hear that works
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He's not hardcore. Mix it with some pills. Downer or pain pills work the best.

[GonzoStyle]

You're supposed to drink the whole shot, not just a fifth of it.

[The Sleeper]

I'd tell him he could buy me my first drink, but A) I very rarely drink, and B)I hear that Sleaper isn't quite of age yet.

I'll let WBK pay you 5, since he owes me 10, or I can buy you a pop :thumbs-up:

[GonzoStyle]

who the fuck drinks "fifths" anymore, what are you Winston Churchill?

Do you carry a flask with you as well, boozy?