Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
My belly is bloated, I have cramps and soreness in my muscles. I am devoid of all energy and PISSED. I postponed a date becuase I'm not up to it but with my luck when goout tomorrow I'll be bleeding like a pig.
I want chocolate!!! :36:
Posts: 23,474
Threads: 828
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
i am so glad this forum is gone after tomorrow
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
Posts: 20,790
Threads: 239
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
is there a super plus in that pile? Yeah baby, plug it up!
Posts: 4,951
Threads: 73
Joined: Feb 2002
Reputation:
0
does it suck when you have nosebleeds and coochbleeds at the same time?
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
everything sucks when you have coochbleeds.
Posts: 4,951
Threads: 73
Joined: Feb 2002
Reputation:
0
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
I have this old pair of boxers that belonged to a boyfriend in college. I wear them this time every month and for a minute, every time for the past 6 years, I think to myself, "it's like I'm bleeding on him." I can hold a grudge.
Posts: 7,141
Threads: 154
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :38:
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
Enter Text to validate the ridiculous amount of time you spend online here. </center>
Posts: 3,679
Threads: 41
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
atleast U wont be raggin next week
Posts: 6,571
Threads: 90
Joined: Aug 2002
Reputation:
0
Posts: 8,815
Threads: 463
Joined: Mar 2002
Reputation:
0
Posts: 8,111
Threads: 64
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
Suzie Wrote:is there a super plus in that pile? Yeah baby, plug it up! you know what pisses me off, the multi packs have a shit load of supers and only a couple of the small ones. i use regulars and lites/slenders. and the generics make nothing smaller than regular. it's discrimination i tell ya
Posts: 42,253
Threads: 1,424
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation:
0
Suzie Wrote:I have this old pair of boxers that belonged to a boyfriend in college. I wear them this time every month and for a minute, every time for the past 6 years, I think to myself, "it's like I'm bleeding on him." I can hold a grudge. You see nothing wrong with this? Not the act but the fact that you are fuckin weird.
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
still no red sauce. squeezing my legs togetehr in hopes to make it through the evening. I put a pad on cuz I find the days I'm mpst prepared it never comes.
Posts: 16,134
Threads: 623
Joined: Feb 2002
Reputation:
0
Your uterus serves no good. Just get rid of the fucker. It's not like you are (Lord help society) every going to raise children.
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
well you're right that I never intend to give birth, but I do hope to adopt an older chil one day when I've fully overcome substance abuse.
Posts: 16,134
Threads: 623
Joined: Feb 2002
Reputation:
0
so then just have a histerctomy and you'll never have cramps again.
Posts: 1,606
Threads: 39
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
[mr. garison]I'm sorry. I just don't believe in something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.[/mr. garison]
Thank you. This has been a public service annoucement brought to you by Ronin, your favorite neighborhood mercenary.
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ronron5477">
Posts: 2,044
Threads: 80
Joined: Oct 2002
Reputation:
0
best line ever!!!!!! (except I think it's "I don't trust anything")
|