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A pirate walks into a bar...
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07-09-2003, 09:36 PM
and the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.
"Hey pirate," the bartender asks, "what's with the steering wheel?" "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!" --- Hey Brokenjaw! :lookatme:
07-09-2003, 09:38 PM
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A buck an ear!
07-09-2003, 09:41 PM
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarve. 
07-09-2003, 10:16 PM
yeah, what the fuck happened here?
You rippin off sleeper or did brokenjaw sign in? ![[Image: BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg) http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
07-09-2003, 10:28 PM
A. BJ was here.
And B. I'm not ripping off anybody, this here is arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtistic license.
07-09-2003, 10:36 PM
Get it?
I emphasized the arrrrrrrrrrs again. 
07-09-2003, 11:28 PM
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender looks at it and says, "Are you kidding? Get out of here, we don't serve your kind." "Why not", says the mushroom "I'm a fun guy." 
07-09-2003, 11:28 PM
no, he says "i'm a fungi."
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
07-09-2003, 11:46 PM
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted...
http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
07-09-2003, 11:55 PM
hee hee, a fat joke.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! 
07-09-2003, 11:56 PM
as fresh as big ear and stroke jokes.
http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
07-10-2003, 12:02 AM
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http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
07-10-2003, 12:04 AM
phillipino boys?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
07-10-2003, 12:24 AM
and you are quickly becoming gomez-lite
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods! |
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