I am in love

[Ken'sPen]

with a woman,
but she has a bit of a risque past,
she used to fuck donkeys in Tijuana.

should that be an issue, or will love be enough.

[diceisgod]

Who cares just make sweet donkey love to her.

[Keyser Soze]

did she wear protection?

[Ken'sPen]

I will post the whole conversation later,
suffice to say that when the topic of girls who fucked donkeys came up,
I was less than kind in what I said about their character,
NEVER realizing that she was one.......

I hope we can get past that.

[Keyser Soze]

did she know the donkeys or were they strange donkeys?

[Ken'sPen]

she was not allowed to wear protection,
you would think they'd but a bike helmet on at least,
just in case it kicked.

[Keyser Soze]

dump the whore

[Ken'sPen]

that is a kind of cruel statement to make.

[DGW]

but was the sex good?

[Ken'sPen]

she's a little loose.

[diceisgod]

Old sock loose?

[Ken'sPen]

kinda.

when I am eating her out
I can "hear the ocean" from it.

[diceisgod]

I am in anger
I'm madly in anger with yoooooouuuuu
I'm madly in anger with yoooooooouuu

What a bunch of jerkoffs! :lol:

[Keyser Soze]

im sorry but if shes fucked a donkey, what does that say about you?

[IrishAlkey]

It says everybody has a soul mate.

[Ken'sPen]

it says my girls have fucked jackasses before me?

[Mad]

Look at the bright side you can always fist her. Just make sure to take your watch off first.

[DGW]

i say keep the watch on for her pleasure

[Keyser Soze]

hopefully galt will post something about go-carts in this thread.

[Ken'sPen]

I was hoping he would post that he WAS gonna buy a house with her.