Poll: What's your favorite source for porn
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Cable TV
100.00%
31 100.00%
Pay-per-view
0%
0 0%
buy a video
0%
0 0%
internet
0%
0 0%
read a porn novel
0%
0 0%
make your own
0%
0 0%
other
0%
0 0%
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What's your favorite source for porn
#1
So, when you want some solo action, what's your favorite source of inspiration?
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#2
i just go to my girlfriends closet and pick out a tape
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#3
Well it used to be tfec but I haven't seen him in a while
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Sometimes I get so weird
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#4
Hands down, Grumpy's mom.
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#5
Definately not cable..my cable company here SUCKS..
Never made my own
So I'm gonna have to say buying one from MVC..
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#6
BeckyDC Wrote:Definately not cable..my cable company here SUCKS..
Never made my own
So I'm gonna have to say buying one from MVC..
WEll a poll works out much better if you actually VOTE. :burnfucker:
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#7
internet.
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#8
I've written some, it's weird to get writer's block though. Confusedpits:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#9
Maynard Wrote:
BeckyDC Wrote:Definately not cable..my cable company here SUCKS..
Never made my own
So I'm gonna have to say buying one from MVC..
WEll a poll works out much better if you actually VOTE. :burnfucker:
[homer simpson or Am's voice]When will you people learn that democracy just doesn't work[/homer simpson or Am's voice]
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#10
Full length mirror and a cub scout troop.
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#11
Collingswood Flea Market is a good source for porn....lots of vendors with great titty magazines...Just don't buy the DVD's--the covers lie!!! We bought this one called "Girl School" lots of hot sexy chicks on the cover, only cost 10 bucks, figured it would be some quality lesbo porn. But alas, not one of the chicks on the cover were in the film :disappointed: :disappointed: :disappointed: There were, however, lots of grotesque, beastly women with 'fros on both ends, it ended up being a cheesy 70's porn Sad



Edited By Spitfire on Mar. 06 2002 at 5:21
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#12
Spitfire Wrote:Collingswood Flea Market is a good source for porn....lots of vendors with great titty magazines...Just don't buy the DVD's--the covers lie!!! We bought this one called "Girl School" lots of hot sexy chicks on the cover, only cost 10 bucks, figured it would be some quality lesbo porn. But alas, not one of the chicks on the cover were in the film :disappointed: :disappointed: :disappointed: There were, however, lots of grotesque, beastly women with 'fros on both ends, it ended up being a cheesy 70's porn Confusedad:
LMMFAO!!!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao:

What's worse then getting beat on a bag of weed? Getting beat on porn. :roflmao:
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#13
Quote:Collingswood Flea Market is a good source for porn

That wouldn't happen to be the one where 33/34 intersect, would it?
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#14
Quote:What's worse then getting beat on a bag of weed? Getting beat on porn.
You are a fucking rookie.
If you don't know who you're getting your herbage from you are an idiot...
You deserve to get beat. :fuggin:

*Edit...I make my own porn...(I have a very good memory)



Edited By Sluggo on Mar. 06 2002 at 5:35
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#15
You've never gotten bad, or weak weed in your life? I don't believe you for a second.

There hasn't been those times when you really needed that bag, and went to the park for it? Or got it from some douche in a club?

It's ok Sluggy, you can admit it Mr. King Pot Connoisseur.
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#16
Quote:(I have a very good memory)

PoseUr

And if it doesn't have a German Shepherd in it, it isn't porn.
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#17
Intarweb
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#18
Maynard Wrote:You've never gotten bad, or weak weed in your life? I don't believe you for a second.

There hasn't been those times when you really needed that bag, and went to the park for it? Or got it from some douche in a club?

It's ok Sluggy, you can admit it Mr. King Pot Connoisseur.
Those days are so far gone I can't even remember them...
I was a rookie once too...
It's ok...
I'm here to help yuo...
That was just a little tough stoner love.
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#19
Sluggo Wrote:
Maynard Wrote:You've never gotten bad, or weak weed in your life? I don't believe you for a second.

There hasn't been those times when you really needed that bag, and went to the park for it? Or got it from some douche in a club?

It's ok Sluggy, you can admit it Mr. King Pot Connoisseur.
Those days are so far gone I can't even remember them...
I was a rookie once too...
It's ok...
I'm here to help yuo...
That was just a little tough stoner love.
We'll have to sit down one night and you can explain to me how I'm a rookie though ok?



And SLASH, people dare to call ME the dog fucker?
<font color=FEFEFE>PSSSSST! I have some hot German Shepard videos with this chick getting slammed, I'm email it to you later.



Edited By Maynard on Mar. 06 2002 at 5:55
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#20
Quote:And SLASH, people dare to call ME the dog fucker?

The other way around..

I can't tell you how many times I sit and daydream about being on all 4's while a German Shepherd mounts me, I am biting on either a dirty sock or Grump's mom's skidmarked Depends, and he fills me with his Scoobey juice.

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Why email them to me, when you can just transfer them via AIM?



Edited By SLASH on Mar. 06 2002 at 6:09
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