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I have been thinking of having children of my own alot lately.
But it's things like what happened the other day that make me second guess myself.
For instance, children ask too many annoying questions..
Just the other night I was giving my nephew a bath.
And he asks me, "Uncle Hoon? Why are our penis's different"?
I answered him honestly saying...
"Because mine is erect".
Should I mention that my nephew is 26?
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yes, I like mine lightly seasoned with pepper and cooked on a rotisserie.
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...If I ever own a coal or diamond mine, then, yes, children will become a necessity for me...
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When I was a kid, I got my gonads entangled in a Slinky.
My dad said I was stupid and deserved it.
If he had only contacted Dave "The Hammer" Shapiro...
I could be cruisin' in a 69' Sting Ray, right now.
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Children should be touched and not heard......I mean seen, seen, I always confuse that one.
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Vos is about as funny as getting a papercut across the tip of you mule and then dipping it in lemon juice
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Children are too bothersome and needy, that's what women are for. They may be cute for a couple of days but then they grow up to be ungrateful fucks. You gotta go through the whole rebel stage of them hating you and questioning everything, who needs that fuckin aggrivation? Then one day they remember you didn't give them a hug that one time back 20 years ago when they scraped their knee and they blow your head off.
No thanks, i'll buy a dog instead.
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This was way too far to go for a dumb joke.
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I replied to the topic title, I didn't really care enough to read the posts. Other people's petty problems are of no concern to me, only my own opinion.
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I blame Goat for all of this.
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seriously, i feel like ive stepped into a bad SNL skit
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I'm going to randomly start tossing spoon fulls of semen on women.
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your sig is the worst attempt at humor EVER
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You remind me of a person who could make Jack feel good about himself.
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In the 15 minutes I have been here, I have realized I do not like Hoon.
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IrishAlkey has given me comedy Blue Balls.
