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Spitfire Offline
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#1
01-15-2002, 09:32 PM
Sure, everyone loves the VG and everyone allows Gonzo's meat missile up their sphincter but I think it's about high time that I got my own whore......someone I can violate at will as my own personal bitch :fuckin:

So give me your qualifications, and I'll see if any of you fuckers make the cut :eatme:
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#2
01-15-2002, 09:33 PM
I would apply for this, but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear (I hope) I think that I am an automatic shoe-in!
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#3
01-15-2002, 09:33 PM
so spit, have you ever dabbled in pedophelia?want to?
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#4
01-15-2002, 09:33 PM
I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.
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01-15-2002, 09:34 PM
IrishAlkey Wrote:I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Yeah, WITH MEN!
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#6
01-15-2002, 09:35 PM
I can nail a 9 inch spike through a piece of 3/4" plywood using only my member.

OK, it's a toothpick and a wet Brawny, but I'm working up to it
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#7
01-15-2002, 09:36 PM
Maynard Wrote:
Quote:I have the most experience.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Yeah, WITH MEN!
You mean, Spit isn't a guy?

*picks up briefcase and leaves*
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#8
01-15-2002, 09:36 PM
I'll be your whore spit, i have this thing for redheads...female redheads
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#9
01-15-2002, 09:37 PM
I can do cock pushups!
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#10
01-15-2002, 09:37 PM
Quote:but since I'm the only one here that's seen you're underwear

No, I did too. :p
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#11
01-15-2002, 09:37 PM
My Declaration
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#12
01-15-2002, 09:38 PM
Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:

Declaring your love for me is not enough...you must also show what you can do for me :burnfucker:



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01-15-2002, 09:43 PM
Spitfire Wrote:Pedophilia, maybe....I do like em hairless...
Sorry Maymay, i show everyone my underwears, besides, I don't dig bestiality :roltflmao:
WEll what about all our late nights we spent together after Mr. Spit left?
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#14
01-15-2002, 09:44 PM
OK...
I give up...
I said it over a half hour ago...
But you don't care anyway. Confusedhot:

Show what I can do for you?
I already have...
Plus I've got some good smoke. :fuggin:



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01-15-2002, 09:45 PM
Oh shut up and stop touching your cat Sluggo. [Image: tickle.gif]
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#16
01-15-2002, 09:45 PM
I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.
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#17
01-15-2002, 09:47 PM
I have my own place.
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01-15-2002, 09:47 PM
Quote:I once slugged my Grandma, broke that bitch's jaw real nice, yo.

Thats my only real qualification. I can sucker-punch old women.
Seph...
When I read that I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom in the face!!!

Maynard...Is this your favorite site, or what?
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01-15-2002, 09:51 PM
I look like mickey rourke.
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#20
01-15-2002, 09:52 PM
Wormface Wrote:I look like mickey rourke.
Yeah, in "Johnny Handsome".
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