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These people are just getting lazy
#1
I mean, back in the day, spammers actually used to put some effort into making e-mails seem important enough to open them. But, nowadays, this is a typical subject line and e-mail message in my box.

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It's like half sentances, like

Hey, The Jays!! cdksjnd cjhckehwh!!!

Because whenever I e-mail someone, I make it look really important by making the subject line look like I've had a seizure and slammed my head on the keyboard.


So, what's your e-mail like?



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#2
From: "Khalil" <[email protected]>
Subj: Watch her stretch quuyzpfnwn


Click here to see her take a h0rsse c00ck up her buutt


get me off of list

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#3
i don't get spam. what weirdo things do you people sign up for
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#4
Yeah, I love how they include links that say Take Me Off Your List, only to lure you into some sense of security that you can actually get off this mailing list, and then you find out the link is just some garbled shit to nowhere.
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#5
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#6
I dont get these wacky e-mails, quit visiting porn sites.
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#7
But you do get the 20 e-mails a day extolling the virtues of Viagra I bet.
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#8
ok i just got a few spam emails..

1) was completely blank...i dont understand that at all
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#9
I dont get no e-mails like that, sorry.
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#10
I get them, I just don't open them
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

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#11
All mine are for purchasing generic Viagra. How sad am I, they send me bargin basement get-a-woody ads
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#12
After sticking it in PB, they know you'll never be able to get it up again no matter how much real Viagra they send you.
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#13
I hope you develop an inoperable growth on your head in the shape of a derby.
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#14
Your reply was less hostile than I expected.
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#15
If you were to all of a sudden develop a wicked case of herpes right now, I would be forced to go to church and repent for ever doubting the power of prayer



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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#16
wow you fucked PB?
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#17
Wait, has one of my threads just become remotely interesting?
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#18
Very.
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#19
Just to clarify, PB in this instance does not refer to Peanut Butter whether smooth or chunky.
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#20
Ok, now it's less interesting, to me at least.
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