im saving my last can of root beer

[Hybrid]

it's been in there for a week cause if i drink it i wont have any root beer left.

[HedCold]

but if you don't drink it you might as well have no root beer left

[Hybrid]

but if i DO drink it i definitely dont have any left. if i save it i can at least hold it and pretend im enjoying the delicious liquid that is root beer.

[crx girl]

or you could get off your lazy ass and go buy more

[Hybrid]

or you could shut the fuck up

[Hybrid]

poor can. just sitting there.

[GonzoStyle]

Or you could drink it and then make it come out your nose and drink it all over again.

[crx girl]

root beer is nasty anyway. you should just throw it out

[GonzoStyle]

your face is nasty!!!!

[Hybrid]

i agree!

[GonzoStyle]

Never insult the greatness of root beer.

[crx girl]

i was just pushing buttons, no need to get mean :33:

[DeWalt]

but if i DO drink it i definitely dont have any left. if i save it i can at least hold it and pretend im enjoying the delicious liquid that is root beer.

If pretending is all you are contemplating, why not drink it and then save the can for future pretending.

[GonzoStyle]

whoa!!

[HedCold]

he makes a valid point

[GonzoStyle]

He indeed does.

[DeWalt]

Ponder this even further. With an open can, you will get the true smell of the root beer during pretending sessions.

[HedCold]

tropical sprite > root beer

[Goatweed]

root beer floats are really good.

[DoughBoy]

tropical sprite > root beer

BLASPHEMY!