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What do I do now?
#1
I just finished my sector follow-up, I haven't been assigned a new one yet, the broad that's training me isn't here today. I honestly have absolutely nothing to do.

But I can't leave, and I can't let people know that I have nothing to do.
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#2
take a long power nap in the men's room.
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#3
I'm not tired.
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#4
since they're probably logging what you type, now someone else knows
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#5
surf the internet for porno
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#6
do you at least have off tomorrow and friday?
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#7
I have tomorrow off. Friday is a half day. I'm here whenever the market is open.
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#8
the supermarket?
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#9
he sweeps aisles
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#10
Holy fucking balls.

I got assigned global pharmaceuticals.

12 companies
$250 billion in sales
like a hundred different products in 20 different markets

I was given 4 days for my last sector. This one could take a month
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#11
they probably read your logs about your lack of work. thats what you get.
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#12
what logs about the lack of work. I do shitloads of work.

And I didn't even tell anyone about how I went home for two hours on Monday afternoon so I could take a nap
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#13
Tell me about Bristol Myers Squibb.
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#14
Are you rich yet?

I want a yacht.
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#15
I don't know anything about Squibb. Other than it's a good buy b/c the R&D is undervalued compared to its historical effectiveness and therefore we think they'll be acquired

I don't know what that even means.
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#16
can you get me codeine?
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#17
Can you tell me why the hell J&J stock price is tanking? My 401(k) is taking a dump thanks to these guys. Come to think of it, after having worked there for several years, I'm amazed that company is still financially solvent.
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#18
Becuase they are going to get their asses handed to them in the drug eluding stent market by Boston Scientific
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#19
When will milk be a nickle again?
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#20
breast milk is always free
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