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and some of the peoples names were silly.
There were quite a few people with some funny names, when they called up John Holmes on the loud speaker I was the only one who giggled in the room though.
But when they called up Dicky Small there were quite a few chuckles in the room, I felt redeemed.
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WOULD DICKY SMALL PLEASE REPORT TO THE FRONT, DICKY SMALL!!!
tee hee
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It would have been funnier if they called people up last name first.
WOULD SMALL DICKY PLEASE COME UP.
hee hee
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his last name was probably spelled smalle or something
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It would've been funnier if they called him Tiny Cock.
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Dicky is funnier.
He looked mongolian tho, he probably really does have a little rice dick.
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I have a girl named Man Meat in one of my classes. Except its spelled Manmeet.
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Did your aunt put any blacks behind bars today?
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She got a sweet case.
the basis is simple, a black guy is suing another black guy for robbing him of his gold toof caps. The guy who was robbed calls himself Spawn, and the caps were shaped like fangs and had "Spawn" spelled out on them. Plus he stole his Spawn action figure. The defendant actually brought the doll with him and tried using it against the plantiff by demonizing him as a devil worshipper.
I get to go back tomorow and hear the continuing comedic opera.
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I've never done jury duty - they tried to get me to go but I threw the paper out.
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I just got a "questionnaire" from the fucking feds for jury duty. If those ass fucks think I'm going to Brooklyn to serve, they can kiss my lily white ass.
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was it criminal court? did you see my sister?
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You're making that story up.
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you so aren't supposed to be talking about this in public
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THEN WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NUDITY IN THE FUCKING PIT?????