I just stole something

[Galt]

I switched out my old mouse with someone else's mouse. They're all the way accross the room, so they won't know what's up.

Now I have a trackball thing to scroll up and down sites and documents.

I also cleaned out all the dust so now the thing moves so wicked fast.

[IrishAlkey]

You're at work already?

[Galt]

I've been at work for over an hour

[IrishAlkey]

Your life sucks real bad.

[Galt]

I couldn't disagree more.

Well, I could. I could find you and punch you. But this is about as far as I'm willing to go.

[Goatweed]

I'm off today :banana:

[Galt]

I'm off tomorrow and the next day.

And I could leave the office if I really wanted to right now!

[Goatweed]

then why not leave? you cant possibly WANT to be working.

[Galt]

You miserable people hate that I love my job, don't you?

[Goatweed]

noone loves to work 18 out of 24 hours a day.

[Danked]

Guys that work at comic book stores.

[Goatweed]

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ok, you've got a point there - but noone else!!

[Galt]

1. no one is two words
2. I don't work 18 hours a day; I work more like 13
3. Those hours will be getting cut back by about 3-4 hours a day within 6 mos.
4. I have learned more at 2 months in this job than at all other jobs previous.

[Goatweed]

I prefer using "noone"

[Danked]

The guys that stage Civil War reenactments also.

[Keyser Soze]

I'm off until January 5th.

[Danked]

Guys that work at alpaca farms.

[Danked]

Zamboni drivers.

[Danked]

The people that work at Sea World who get to ride Shamu!

[Keyser Soze]

Jenna Jameson's towel boy.