Who's the featured member on FTJ?

[The Jays]

I am!!

[Black Lazerus]

You shouldn’t go out in high winds with those things on the side of your head.

[The Jays]

My ears add personality.

[Keyser Soze]

This is so Keyser-esque.

[Black Lazerus]

I know I would never whisper around you.

[The Jays]

I've heard just about all the insults over my 23 years.

[Keyser Soze]

boy of the month!!!

[The Jays]

Tiger Beat, here I come!

[Keyser Soze]

im hotter than 89.4% of you common folk.

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[Mad]

Votes: 51 Rating: 7.451

Hmmm, OK if you say so.

[GonzoStyle]

About Me:
I gather that Mt. Airy lodge has slowly degenerated into a series of decrepit 70's deco-art rooms with hot tubs that have become discolored and encrusted by years of seminal and vaginal fluids, and its beautiful woodland trails have become a haven for the devil worshiping teenage Nazi youth of Generation Y to inseminate the uteri of GHB-laden 16 year old vixens in tight sweat pants with their pubescent semi rigid hard-ons, while they drink strange conconctions of 99 Bananas and winshield wipe
Turn Ons:
I sat in my usual spot in the living room, the right side of the blue couch, leaning on the armrest I always do when I read my magazines or the Staten Island Advance. Occasionaly, I reach for my English muffin, take a bite from its buttered nooks and crannies, and then have a sip from my blue coffee mug. In my apartment, now, I had four dishes, four forks, four knives, and five spoons, one specific spoon for stirring the coffee or tea or hot chocoloate in my one blue mug.

amazing

[The Jays]

I'm knee deep in pussy now, baby!

[GonzoStyle]

Only if you are on your knees surrounded by cats, I have no clue how you get laid with those lines.

[The Jays]

I find a way.

[The Jays]

Dammit, they've changed it!

[Black Lazerus]

Gah hahahahahahahahahahaha you're the only one they changed.
It's the ears I bet.

[The Jays]

They changed the girl three times while I was on the front page.

So bah.

[Goatweed]

I'm speechless

[The Jays]

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[Goatweed]

Jays talks to a lot of people on AIM - are those fans of yours?