who's up for it?

[drusilla]

sweet action

they are always looking for volunteers

[Goatweed]

sign me up!

[Kim]

Nice

[Galt]

any guy who can't get laid there is a complete zero.

Of course, I bet the place will be about 95% men for just that reason.

[GonzoStyle]

If keyser and jays aren't allover this I shall be upset.

[The Jays]

Our goal is to hear this proclamation, "I read Sweet Action for the articles!"

[GonzoStyle]

Jays can not only be the centerfold but write the articles!!

[The Jays]

I'm fairly certain that I am not the face nor body for Sweet Action.

[GonzoStyle]

who is sweeter than you?

[The Jays]

Women are not after the sugar which I provide. I am but the generic white packet to the Domino's of the world.

[GonzoStyle]

Keyser will have to pick up your slack, slacker.