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I have a single stem rose, a heart shaped cake, a box of 12 assorted flavored and colored condoms, new sneakers, a remote control car, box of Krispy Kremes, and a box of wings.
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Will I get some snatch tonight?
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Take me.
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I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.
I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her.
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i gave and got nothing. i have no one
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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What you're not giving her jewelry?
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The spooks come out at night.
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Jewelry? What a lame gift. We're gonna be driving my car around my apartment! And she's gonna suck my dick like a lolipop!
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Happy Valentine's hunny. You don't have to swallow tonight.
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Arpikarhu Wrote:i gave and got nothing. i have no one uh huh
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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Gooch is officially held in higher regard than Arpi now.
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I remember back in the Golden Age when people believed Arpi's lies. Good times.
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D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.
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Galt Wrote:I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.
I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her. Having dinner with the folks already? Bring some flowers for her mom, maybe she's hotter.
The spooks come out at night.
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Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear. :29:
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Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear. what's his name?
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Next Valentine's Day I swear!
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Awww I'm all alone on valentines day. I guess I should be used to it, I haven't had a valentine in 2 years. I'll make it up to my vagina next year, I promise.
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I was lying all along. I don't have a sweetie. I fully admit it.
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I get to go to Friday's today!
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Silera Wrote:I get to go to Friday's today! but today is satu.... wow I can't believe I almost made that lame joke.
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