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I went to my bank this morning - true story
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04-03-2004, 03:32 PM
and on one of the counters there's a jar with complementary lolipops in it. And on this jar there's a very professional looking label/sign on it and read: "Citizens Bank. In here lollipops are only the beginning." The more I think about it the more I laugh.
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04-03-2004, 07:56 PM
did you take one?
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04-03-2004, 08:42 PM
After giving the teller a hold up note, I doubt it.
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04-03-2004, 09:24 PM
I asked the teller for a blow job. He shook his head and said, "No no....it don't work that way..." Thats the last thing i remember
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04-03-2004, 09:42 PM
You shoulda taken a lollipop and backed up then proceeding with singing "I am a member of the lollipop guild".

I bet she woulda sucked you off then.
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04-03-2004, 09:48 PM
the beginning of what?
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04-03-2004, 09:52 PM
Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.
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04-03-2004, 09:53 PM
On the good ship lollipop!!!!

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04-03-2004, 10:35 PM
Galt Wrote:the beginning of what?
It might be one of them visual things where they mock you without mocking you.

Like taking candy from a baby.
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04-03-2004, 11:20 PM
There new slogan is gonna be "Citizens Bank: Suck This"
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04-03-2004, 11:59 PM
I'd go with "Citizens Bank, D.I.G. banks here"
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04-04-2004, 12:09 AM
Danked Wrote:Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.
Doubt it tomorrow's Sunday.
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