Guess who I met tonight.

[Galt]

The shortest midget I've ever seen in my life. There is no way he was 3' tall. I was with a few people and we were walking in opposite directions on a crosswalk. I pointed him out to my brother, and we discussed just how short the guy might be.

Then I took a leak in a phone booth, and we turned around and pickd a bar that one of the people wanted to go to.

we walk in, and there is the pigmy guy. I honestly think he was 2 1/2 fee tall.

But he was one of those midget guys that don't have the fat fingers and bow legs and stuff. He was normally proportioned, just really really tiny; like he was a 6 year old.

It was pretty cool.

New York rules.4

[HedCold]

on tuesday i saw a midget

true story

[drusilla]

sounds like you had a great night.

[diceisgod]

You should have put him in a choke hold until he told you where his pot of gold was.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

You should have asked him if he slept with the whore you met the night before

[Goatweed]

midgets rule.

[Mad]

Movies with midgets kicks ass, except for midget porn, that shit is just plain fucked up.

[GonzoStyle]

omg I love midget porn, its amazing to watch. Especially if one is a midget and the other persons normal height.

I saw a great one last week, this midget dude was fuckin this chick doggie style but not only did he not have to kneel, he had to stand on his tippie toes as he was railing her.

[Galt]

do they have normal size wangs so they look freeskishly big, or are they proportional so they're only like 3 inches long?

[Mad]

Why are you obsessed with wangs?

[GonzoStyle]

well the one from the aforementioned video at first seemed pretty normal maybe even blessed but when he went to put it in it was in actuality like maybe 4 inches and his legs were shaking tryin to not slip out.

Then again I havent conducted a scientific study on midget dicks so I dont know if its normal or not, i'll gladly get on it tho cause that will mean I get to see more midget porn!!!!!

The fascinating part is that there was a woman midget and her pussy was huge, not that it was loose but it was like a normal pussy on a 2 and a 1/2 foot woman.

[Goatweed]

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this is a GREAT movie - highly recommended!

[GonzoStyle]

shes gotten too big an ego now, she was good tho.

[Goatweed]

the fact that she gets passed around in a suitcase is comedy gold

[GonzoStyle]

I bet my cock would look almost normal sized in her meaty little fingers tho.