You ever

[GonzoStyle]

ejaculate allover the floor after you masturbate and then go find something to clean it up with only to find your dog lapping it up by the time you get back?

I feel like I owe her something now.

[Mad]

LIKE DINNER AND A MOVIE!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

I may have to get her the alpo with the choice cuts tomorow.

[Galt]

I don't have a dog.

And I am too neat to let that happen. If I get any on my hand I feel like I need to take a shower.

[GonzoStyle]

If I get some on my hand I just flick it off, like if you sneeze on your hand and a booger flies out.

[Galt]

yeah exactly. If it didt hurt so much, I would boil my hands to ensure their cleanliness. Aside from my twice daily showers, I probably wash my hands and additional 5-10 times a day.

[Mad]

OCD freak.

[GonzoStyle]

seriously dude, thats just overboard.

I bet you're the type of pussy who drops food on the floor and throws it away.

[The Jays]

the five second rule means its been on the floor five seconds too long

[HedCold]

i try and work my masturbation and showers around each other so they coincide

[GonzoStyle]

I can't masturbate in the shower cause i lose my footing when I cum.

[HedCold]

not exactly coincide, but if i know i'm going to shower i'm more likely to get one out

[The Jays]

Grab bars are handy.

[Goatweed]

I use a sock - easy cleanup.

[Mad]

i try and work my masturbation and showers around each other so they coincide

What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?

[GonzoStyle]

I'd use a sock but my mom does my laundry sometimes and she asked me why my socks were sticky one time, so I stopped.

[Goatweed]

paper towels? tissues?

[The Jays]

obligatory pop-one-over-the-toilet comment

[HedCold]

What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?

its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes

[GonzoStyle]

I'm embarassed to say I have never figured out how the tissue thing works.