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I have postulated a theorem!
#1
with a fart being A, and an elevator being B, i have determined that:

A + B = funny
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#2
where is the infallible proof?
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#3
can infallible be used in other instances other than referring to the Pope?
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#4
does this mean i'm going to hell for the use?
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#5
interesting theorem

but since O&A postulate that A (fart) = funny, does that make B (elevator) = 0, thus introducing the theorem that X (any variable) + B = funny?
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#6
don't you mean A + X = funny?

and until i see this infallible proof the use of the word theorem will annoy me
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#7
no, if B = 0, then anything (X) + B = funny.
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#8
wait, that's not right.
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HedCold Wrote:don't you mean A + X = funny?
^^^^^
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#10
only if X = 0!
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#11
ok:

A + B = funny
A = funny

thus:

A + X = funny if X = 0
X + B = funny if X = A

wow I need to retake 7th grade math
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#12
your conclusion is the same as what you started with

whats the point of making a variable if you're going to give it a set value?
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#13
Nerds.
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#14
B = 0 is the reason I take the stairs.
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#15
0 is the grade of this thread.
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#16
Thread = elevator??11?
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#17
Thus, If I fart in this thread, it will be funny

OK, done
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#18
I knew we'd all agree in the end.
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The Sleeper Wrote:Thus, If I fart in this thread, it will be funny

OK, done
this is where you are wrong. that would not be funny therefore b cannot equal zero.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#20
so O&A are wrong??? but they always win in the end, im confused
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