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What they're not telling you about "Open Water" - that new shark movie
#1
There is a totally totally gratuitious nude scene. It was just baffling.

You see the husband and wife talking, and then they cut to the next scene, she's just lying on the bed completely naked. They talk for a bit, the husband climbs into bed as well (he's naked, but they don't show genitals or ass, so that's nice).

Right before they go to sleep, she leans over to turn out the light, or really just so you can get another gratuitious shot of her snatch. There was a good 30 seconds of her being naked in that scene (it's only an 80 minute movie) and it didn't move the movie along at all. There was no need for her to be lying naked on the bed.

Had that scene not been included, the movie would have been rated PG13 instead.

I can't remember a more gratuitious scene since some of those 80s teen skin flicks.

The movie: Not that good. Wouldn't recommend it. It did have some really really tense scenes with the sharks though.
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#2
the true story that it is based on is really strange
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
from what it looked like in the preview, it looked like it was about watching two people floating in the middle of the ocean for two hours.
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#4
The movie is 80 minutes long. About 45-60 of it is them floating
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#5
So it's like a short Castaway with sharks instead of a volleyball..
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#6
and that Wilson didn't eat Tom Hanks
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#7
details..
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