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Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks
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Not sure how I feel about this but I will undoubtebly go see it
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wtf is danked sleep?
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#3
Sweet, finally something worth waiting for, I hope.
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i don't know how i feel about this either. though i was sketchy about jay & silent bob strike back. but this is different. this better not suck.
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#5
after the debacle of jersey girl, he needs this.
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#6
Ben Afflek is movie HIV. he is only good when Matt Damon carries him through.
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smith swore up and down in many interviews that he would never use the jay and silent bob characters again or make a sequal to clerks. guess his well ran dry.
i sat next to him and shot the shit for about 3 hours at a blackjack table at the hard rock this spring. very very cool dude.
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#8
i really think his only good original film is Clerks. the rest feed off shit he's already done from that...characters, situations, etc.
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#9
clerks sucked total ass. Talk about the script all you want, I can't get past the putrid acting.

His only good movie was Mallrats, and it was hilarious



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#10
chasing amy and dogma were his best films. mallrats was too frat house for me.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

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Galt Wrote:clerks sucked total ass. Talk about the script all you want, I can't get past the putrid acting.

His only good movie was Mallrats, and it was hilarious
For a movie that was made for 27 grand and by actors for free, I'd say it kicked ass. Mallrats was better though.

The only role that Ben was decent and believable in was as "The proprietor of Fashionable Male."
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#12
I thought Dogma was awesome, clerks was ok for what it was, mallrats was awesome but I am not a fan of chasing amy.
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#13
yea I think after Jersey Girl he realized he should just go back to writing dick jokes.
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Mallrats was great. Clerks was ok, Chasing Amy blew. Dogma was awesome, JnSB was his thank you note to the fans. Jersey Girl I haven't seen, give me a few weeks to rent it and I will be out with my expert opinion....
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The Sleeper Wrote:yea I think after Jersey Girl he realized he should just go back to writing dick jokes.
yeah thats pretty much right.
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.
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i'll always say mallrats is my favorite.

i dunno if she should be doing this.

but i guess brian o'halloran & jeff anderson will whore out for money since they havne't done shit since.
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Chasing Amy was an ok movie. I liked clerks, mallrats and Dogma. J&SB was pretty funny too. But i dont think he should make a clerks seuqel. especially when he said hed never use the characters ever again afer J&SB was released.
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people say crap like that all the time.

bruce willis is even willing to do a die hard 4 even though no one wants one.
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#20
I'd prefer that over Hudson Hawk 2
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