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Quote:STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.
CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.
STEWART: You need to go to one.
The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk...
CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.
STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.
(LAUGHTER)
BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.
STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.
CARLSON: I can tell you love it.
STEWART: It's so -- oh, it's so painful to watch.
(LAUGHTER)
STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.
CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?
STEWART: Yes, it's someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore.
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good for him. more people should speak out on the subject.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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i watched this and it was incredible
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this was today? Do they replay it? This download is taking forever.
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brilliant.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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Quote:STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.
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Quote:CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.
STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.
(LAUGHTER)
BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.
STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me.
CARLSON: I can tell you love it.
STEWART: It's so -- oh, it's so painful to watch.
It's like an argument between keyser and arpi
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everybody keeps mentioning me in thier posts.. you people are obssessed! i am just a regular guy. talk about someone else and try and stop thinking about me all the time.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Jon Stewart is amassing so much of a following, it's amazing.
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I am not even half way through watching this and it astonishes me that this is real.
My favorite lines so far are.
How old are you?
I'm 35
35? and you still wear a bowtie, I mean obviously I can't say you're not an intelligent man cause those are hard to tie.
But my personal favorite so far is how they try to compare a comedy central satire news program to their own. Accusing Jon Stewart of being an ass kisser to john kerry cause he had Kerry on his show and didnt ask him the "hard hitting questions.
Jon stewart replied.
You're on CNN I'm on comedy central, the show that leads into my show is a show about puppets making crank phone calls!!
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It just pissed me off how Tucker Carlson was trying to avoid everything he was talking about, and that, by doing that, they were proving Jon Stewart is right. They wanted to treat him like a monkey, and he wanted to discuss an important issue, and they blew him off.
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I report the mock news!!!
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brian regans on letterman right now and doesn't look a thing like i thought he did
not that it's related, i just happened to click on this thread when it started and now i've read the thread and it's completely irrelevent, but what do i care , i'm just a drunk
but i do like jon stewart, it's times like these i can see the value of cable
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yeah, so, i just watched it, i give jon stewart so much credit for that. it was fantastic. tucker carlson is such an arrogant douchebag. it was well played by stewart.
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Don't fuck with Hardball, Jon.
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they were totally unready to have a real discussion with jon so they danced around him trying to make him look bad and instead proved his point.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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