Fantasy advice

[The Jays]

Who shall I make love to first? Lindsay Lohan, or Kylie Minogue?

[Galt]

Minogue is old. Cut your teeth on Lohan so you don't embarass yourself with Minogue

[The Jays]

Ok. I'll re-think my potential choices and report back later.



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[Keyser Soze]

lohan looks really bad in some swimsuit photos. i think kylie could teach you a thing or two while lohan might be a little too unexperienced.

[The Jays]

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!

[Mad]

Fuck them both at the same time, stud.

[Keyser Soze]

either way, you win.

[diceisgod]

No. I win. 8-3. First Place. Two weeks left. Eddie Kennison has a 24 inch cock.

[Keyser Soze]

The redheads are right on your tail.

[diceisgod]

Pick two: Kennison, Moss, Mason

Moss has fucked me before when he first got injured. Now they're talking about him coming back into his regular role and he could be a big factor. This a big game for Minnesota. But they could be using him as a decoy to fuck with Jacksonville's head. If I win this week I clinch the division and will be guaranteed money.

[Keyser Soze]

kennison, mason. always start your healthy players.

[diceisgod]

I'm leaning that way too. Mason is going against Houston's D which is atrocous and kennison has the hot hand. I hope he's productive though so there won't be any doubt next week. Imagine having Culpepper, Moss and Tomlinson on your squad? I'd hate to play against me.

[diceisgod]

Mr. Alligator is going to make a special appearance. Here he is warming up on the sidelines

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[Keyser Soze]

i need 36.5 pts from Reuben Droughns tonight to make my money league playoffs

[HedCold]

the week that i'm already officially out of the playoffs my team does awesome
where was mcgahee all season?

[Keyser Soze]

chad johnson had to pick this week to finally show up

[Galt]

and I'm 4-8!

[diceisgod]

I am 8-3. As of yesterday I was up 35 going into tonight's game. The guy I'm playing has Bulger and Longwell. So far they have a combined 15 pts at half. If I win I clinch the division and have a bye for the first round of the playoffs. That also means I'll be guaranteed money (between $200-$1600). The second half of this game is critical.

[diceisgod]

Interception! That's a minus 1 for fucko Bulger!

[crx girl]

i have bulger and i needed 20 points out of him and none for driver. now i'm kicking myself for keeping in pollard instead of putting bubba franks in for tight end. i might've still had a chance...