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I have a pretty decent commute to work, usually about an hour and during my trip I naturally run into traffic. During the traffic I notice peoples bumper stickers and with the immense issue of religion lately I have noticed a ton of religious bumper stickers and here's a few I saw today which I found amusing.
"Christians aren't perfect... just forgiven."
"Darwin Is Dead Jesus Is Alive. Which One Do You Trust With Your Eternal Soul?"
This one's my fav.
"His pain, our Gain!"
"Go to church don't wait for the Hearse to take you."
"Forbidden Fruits create many Jams"
There's so many more but I can't remember them all.
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((steps on soapbox))
i always found bumper stickers extremely tacky. If you have to "announce" who you are or your views in a bumper sticker or t-shirt, you are compensating or posing....in my opinion. and the fact that's it's religion lately falls pretty much with our other threads and posts....which i surmise that a lot of scared people are out their sipping the swill of their own fears and ignorance.
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arpi, you can shut off the lights now.
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I have a captain morgans bumper sticker cause I loves me some captain morgan.
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i always thought the soapbox was implied
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it would have to be if gooch was standing on top of it.
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no that would be imploded
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my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother".
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Arpikarhu Wrote:my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother". it is you thats wrong with America. I shudder at the thought of what is plastered to the back of your vehicular deathtrap.
My two guesses to yours...
"Feed me, Seymour!"
or
"Drew Henson or BUST" with the first part, scratched out
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Keyser Soze Wrote:no that would be imploded it would burst from the inside???
...must be from my charm and wit, and not the immense weight it was burdened with.
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Gooch Wrote:...must be from my charm and wit, no that is what the box contained, hence the vacuum in the box.
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Not funny.
If you were on Sanford and Son, you'd be Lamont, not Fred.
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I just went out for a smoke and actually looked at my captain morgan bumper sticker and it's 3/4's peeled off!!!
Now people can see the remains of the WOW sticker that used to be there, the only reason the morgan sticker was there was to hide that.
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Gooch Wrote:Arpikarhu Wrote:my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother". it is you thats wrong with America. I shudder at the thought of what is plastered to the back of your vehicular deathtrap.
My two guesses to yours...
"Feed me, Seymour!"
or
"Drew Henson or BUST" with the first part, scratched out i cant for a second believe that you actually think that was slightly witty.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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put up or shut up. you've become a whining jewish housewife.
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put or shut up what? i dont think its whining to point out how fucking lame most of your lines are. they are really awful. its the worst of the borscht belt.
I just want you to be the best you that you can be.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
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practice what you preach.
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a stitch in time saves nine
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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say it, don't spray it
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i have a my other ride is your mother shirt, that last week i decided will be my annoying drunk guy shirt.
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