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What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Titan! - 03-17-2009
I think I read in one of my time travel books somewhere that in order to repopulate without the problems from inbreeding we need 80 couples capable of reproduction
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
That won't be too hard, i suppose.
Seems like a crazy-ass low number though.
Good Luck, Titan.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
What about polygamy?
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
Or wife-swapping? Theoretically the numbers between the sexes will not be equal and, since only Doktor has offered to become a monk, we'll have to do some fancy footwork to make it work.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
I think polygamy would Eff up the whole not inbreeding dynamic that we're shooting for.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Titan! - 03-17-2009
Polygamy and wife/husband swapping will make it much harder to keep track of who is related to whom and how closely related they are, in order to avoid inbreeding we need to make sure so one re-produces with anyone closer than 2nd cousin, probably not a bad idea to make it 3rd cousin for the first generation or two though
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
We should probably have some kind of nametag system, to easily see whom could copulate with whom.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
Need to keep notes on this shit, and of course, Maury Povich.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - -Jiggy- - 03-17-2009
I ban Doktor from any future sex talk as he doesn't seem to have any knowledge on the subject.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
I'm asexual, Jiggy :/
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:I'm asexual, Jiggy :/
Does that mean you make exact replicas of yourself without the benefit of a mate. Not something to be proud of, guy.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
It means i have no sexual feelings, smart ass
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
If you don't want to be taken literally, you have to say so:
a⋅sex⋅u⋅al /eɪˈsɛkʃuəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ey-sek-shoo-uhl] Show IPA
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - -Jiggy- - 03-17-2009
So you have no sexual appetite therfore neither should anyone else. You're kicked out of the band. The groupies will be wasted on you.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
2 then.
@ Jiggy: I don't care about your band or your groupies.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
Leaves out a lot of frustration. Jiggy, you should be happy. That would mean an extra groupie for you. Are there any guy groupies out there?
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
I wouldn't put it past anyone, Jiggy could get some fellas
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - -Jiggy- - 03-17-2009
Doktor Wrote:I wouldn't put it past anyone, Jiggy could get some fellas
At least I can get something. I'm not sure even the zombies would want to come near you.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
Because I'm the one who made them. I am their master.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - dingdongyo - 03-17-2009
i'll breed. i have good teeth.
please?
...anyone?
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Titan! - 03-17-2009
dingdongyo Wrote:i'll breed. i have good teeth.
please?
...anyone?
We might have to assign someone to the task of assigning couples where they don't naturally come together, but since I've already got 2 jobs, I nominate Krystal.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
Because I have ovaries, I'll be a good matchmaker, is that it? Does that make me a pimp??? Will I get paid for this job, along with my job of learning to play the fiddle for the band and sharpshooting???
It'll just give me a reason to make charts.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - dingdongyo - 03-17-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.i move to change this title to "director of Effing"
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
I second dingdongyo's motion.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Titan! - 03-17-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.
Maintaining the list of job titles is up to the president I only have a list of the rules.
And Krystal, since I nominated you, I also nominate that you have the authority to appoint anyone you want to be your assistant.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
Hey hey hey...we are CLASSY people here! We are members of a bluegrass band, damnit!
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Too late it's been seconded, now it moves to a discussion and vote.
Everyone answer: Should krystal's title be:
Director of Effing: 2
Director of Romance and Reproduction: 1
I vote Director of effing, as does dingdongyo, orzo is for Romance and Reproduction.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
Titan ! Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:So, Krystal's title is Director of Romance and Reproduction. Nice. Add that to the list, Titan.
Maintaining the list of job titles is up to the president I only have a list of the rules.
And Krystal, since I nominated you, I also nominate that you have the authority to appoint anyone you want to be your assistant.
Wait, who's the president?
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Well Chuck Norris is, come on who else could possibly be bad ass enough to be the president in a time of termoil.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
I'm the President, obviously.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - 0rz0ski - 03-17-2009
Not president of the US, zdunk, president of our squad/bluegrass band. Doktor, HELL NO. VETO.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
I'm still President of Deathland, population my zombie horde and you...you delicious foodstuffs.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
zdunklee Wrote:Well Chuck Norris is, come on who else could possibly be bad ass enough to be the president in a time of termoil.
In the World of the Dead, only Bruce Campbell can be president. Period.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - alex - 03-17-2009
George Romero.
Bruce Campbell never fought zombies. Just things possessed by demons. It's different.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - krystal - 03-17-2009
That's true. And Army of Darkness are magic-based dead. I just like Bruce Campbell a lot.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Rock Monster - 03-17-2009
This thread makes me ashamed to be a member of this forum.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
It's ok that you are jealous of all our good ideas RM.
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - Rock Monster - 03-17-2009
zdunklee Wrote:It's ok that you are jealous of all our good ideas RM.
Maybe after you're done with the Zombie survival plans, you can come up with a Space Alien Attack survival plan. Or maybe a Dinosaur attack survival plan. :
What are you going to do once the undead rise? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Don't be rediculous, there are no aliens or living dinosaurs...