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How much would it cost to bail you out? - Allyson - 03-16-2009
Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30. But I racked up points quickly in the second segment for a grand total of $258.50.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Queenie - 03-16-2009
Do you have a link to the survey? I didn't get to do my adding this morning.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - mayorofawesometown - 03-16-2009
I like how based on the cost of each answer if someone's total ends in .50 it's basically just an annoucement that you're a deviant that pees in the pool.
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My total is $330.50. >_<
How much would it cost to bail you out? - hotzester - 03-16-2009
Quote:Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30
I don't know about current prices, but there was a time when $30 would buy exactly an ounce of fun.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Queenie - 03-16-2009
hotzester Wrote:Quote:Well after the first segment I was a loser who never had an ounce of fun at less than $30
I don't know about current prices, but there was a time when $30 would buy exactly an ounce of fun.
I bet Dr. Stupid could have given you some ideas on that.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Torque - 03-16-2009
Here's the "quiz"...
1. Ever smoked pot? $10
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25
I was quite the funster with $130 until I nearly doubled it with the sex in a parent's bed. I've also given lots of money to strippers but lucky for me it was never my money!
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Titan! - 03-16-2009
$580.00 according to Torque's list.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - -Jiggy- - 03-16-2009
$405.50 - Where do I get my money?
How much would it cost to bail you out? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
$500.50 wow...I'm with Jiggy, where's my money?
How much would it cost to bail you out? - mainerliser - 03-17-2009
$400.50
Why is playing spin the bottle $5 and been arrested $5?
How much would it cost to bail you out? - linzi - 03-17-2009
$580.50...holy shit, I even added it up twice to make sure.....
Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Rock Monster - 03-17-2009
Jiggy Wrote:Where do I get my money?
zdunklee Wrote:I'm with Jiggy, where's my money?
your momma Wrote:Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!
It's called BAIL.... on other words, it's how much YOU have to PAY, nothing about how much you will recieve.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - linzi - 03-17-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Where do I get my money?
your momma Wrote:Where DO we pick up the checks, isn't this included in the stimulus package?!
It's called BAIL.... on other words, it's how much YOU have to PAY, nothing about how much you will recieve.
Ohhhhhhhhh, ok, sorry. Surprisingly, going to jail was one of the things I did not do.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
$120. That's sad. I think it takes too much effort to do most of those things, anyway.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Queenie - 03-17-2009
No fair, i'm older that most of you.
$655.50
DAMMIT!
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
I think we need to list the things we have done. Queenie, maybe it would be easier to list the things you haven't done.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - dxanman - 03-17-2009
$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Rock Monster - 03-17-2009
dxanman Wrote:$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!
But you don't pee in pools.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Allyson - 03-17-2009
So apparently I'm the only one who will admit to going #2 in a pool. I was a kid and I dont remember exactly how (possible gamble?) but there was a little nugget in my bathing suit and it somehow escaped into the pool. I 100% blamed it on my friend's little brother.
Show code.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
When I was little the only time we saw a swimming pool is if the hotel we happened to be at had one. We swam in creeks.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Queenie - 03-17-2009
Krystal Wrote:I think we need to list the things we have done. Queenie, maybe it would be easier to list the things you haven't done.
What can I say? I was extremely honest when adding up my total.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - MissyT - 03-17-2009
I got 825.50. and it's not a bail out of jail. It's regarding the govt. bailouts, so yea, you would get the money. At least from what I can remember. But I've had a few drinks to play the line super follow application lol
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Titan! - 03-17-2009
misstiger10 Wrote:But I've had a few drinks to play the line super follow application lol
LOL yep, that's obvious
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Biff - 03-17-2009
645.50
How much would it cost to bail you out? - dingdongyo - 03-17-2009
280.00
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
I think I need to go back out and do bad things. Like streak down Second Avenue.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - mayorofawesometown - 03-17-2009
Allyson Wrote:So apparently I'm the only one who will admit to going #2 in a pool. I was a kid and I dont remember exactly how (possible gamble?) but there was a little nugget in my bathing suit and it somehow escaped into the pool. I 100% blamed it on my friend's little brother.
Show code.
It takes a lot of guts to share that story.
You're still an animal for Baby Ruthing a pool.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Queenie - 03-17-2009
Admin Wrote:645.50
Dammit Biff! You are going to give your age away if you don't watch yourself.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
zdunklee Wrote:Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.
I just don't go out of my way to do anything. Especially anything that would embarass me later.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Krystal Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Well that settles it Krystal is the message board's goody two shoes.
I just don't go out of my way to do anything have any fun. Especially anything that would embarass me later.
Fixed.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - sunshyne - 03-17-2009
$560.50
How much would it cost to bail you out? - thirst - 03-17-2009
$410.50, so when can I exepect this money, maybe in the next stim. package
How much would it cost to bail you out? - dxanman - 03-17-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:dxanman Wrote:$255.00 for me. I guess I'm an awesome person to hang out with. Go me!
But you don't pee in pools.
Nope. Lakes/rivers/ocean - no question, pee away!
But, I like to recall a sign I saw once that read: "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool." Somehow, that rusty damn thing haunts me every time I consider it.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - potthole - 03-17-2009
$195.50
How much would it cost to bail you out? - krystal - 03-17-2009
I'm still the lowest. What the heck?
How much would it cost to bail you out? - hotzester - 03-17-2009
$375.50
How much would it cost to bail you out? - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Krystal, you had like $120, you would have to be near perfect to not have at least that.
How much would it cost to bail you out? - Torque - 03-17-2009
Torque Wrote:1. Ever smoked pot? $10-
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25
Well I'll give my numbers: 13,19,20(unsuccessfully)26,30, 42,43,48
How much would it cost to bail you out? - -Jiggy- - 03-17-2009
Jiggy Wrote:$405.50 - Where do I get my money?
I just realized I need to add $20 to mine. So, $425.50