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I karate chopped a smurf - Allyson - 03-17-2009
I karate chopped a smurf in an elevator because the voices told me to.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
I karate chopped a smurf - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
I licked a gangster in a hole because I think I need some serious help.
Interesting to note that Allyson actually karate chopped someone her own size.
I karate chopped a smurf - -Jiggy- - 03-17-2009
I smelled a monster on your car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
I karate chopped a smurf - Philly Mike - 03-17-2009
I danced with a surfer In my car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
wow!!! that sounds like some perverted innuendo.
and jiggy, stop wearing the same shirts as me.
I karate chopped a smurf - Rock Monster - 03-17-2009
I loved a stuffed animal on your car, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Hell yeah!
I karate chopped a smurf - krystal - 03-17-2009
I karate chopped a snowman riding a motorcycle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
The only lame part about that sentence is the snowman.
I karate chopped a smurf - mayorofawesometown - 03-17-2009
I smelled my neighbor under your bed because I can't control myself.
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Sorry Krystal. I'll go put a shirt on.
I karate chopped a smurf - motorboatking - 03-17-2009
I karate chopped your mom at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.
I karate chopped a smurf - krystal - 03-17-2009
motorboatking Wrote:I karate chopped your mom at the dinner table because I think I need some serious help.
I think I saw that coming.
I karate chopped a smurf - Queenie - 03-17-2009
I licked a pickle sliding down a hill because I think I need some serious help.
Today, everybody's sentence SHOULD end in "because I think I needs some serious help."
I karate chopped a smurf - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
^agreed, unless you are one of the lame ones that doesn't celebrate st. patty's day by wearing green.
I karate chopped a smurf - krystal - 03-17-2009
zdunklee Wrote:^agreed, unless you are one of the lame ones that doesn't celebrate st. patty's day by wearing green.
Screw green. I celebrate by drinking beer.
I karate chopped a smurf - zdunklee - 03-17-2009
Green Beer?
I karate chopped a smurf - Biff - 03-17-2009
Allyson Wrote:I karate chopped a smurf in an elevator because the voices told me to.
Was it difficult to get the step ladder into the elevator?
I karate chopped a smurf - Philly Mike - 03-17-2009
did the smurf look like this?
![[Image: smurf_mariah.png]](http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/haikuof8bit/smurf_mariah.png)
I karate chopped a smurf - hotzester - 03-17-2009
A little, but less creepy and without the silver dildo on her head.
I karate chopped a smurf - Opus - 03-17-2009
I danced with a pickle in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Yeah.. that doesn't sound gay at all.
I karate chopped a smurf - Philly Mike - 03-17-2009
Opus Wrote:I danced with a pickle in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Yeah.. that doesn't sound gay at all.
get the hell out of my bathroom and take the pickle with you.
I karate chopped a smurf - Opus - 03-18-2009
Philly Mike Wrote:Didn't you read? I'm sexy and I do what I want.Opus Wrote:I danced with a pickle in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Yeah.. that doesn't sound gay at all.
get the hell out of my bathroom and take the pickle with you.
I karate chopped a smurf - linzi - 03-18-2009
I had lunch with a baseball bat at the dinner table 'cause I'm sexy and I do what I want.
ooooooook. not weird at all.... ???
wonder what the bat ate......
I karate chopped a smurf - mainerliser - 03-19-2009
I licked a ninja sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that!