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God almighty, it's real. Hide your children.

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:35:58 +0000

http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bac ... il-12.html

Forum Poll

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 12:23:56 +0000

What would be your opinion on moving back to our old home at proboards? Granted the design is much simpler and there aren't as many bells and whistles.

This would include moving the "fbhwforum.com" domain there as well.

Vote and reply. We're curious to know.

Memories

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:00:07 +0000

http://fbhw.proboards.com/index.cgi

Ridiculous headline of the day

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:13:24 +0000

Report: Jordan taught Tiger how to womanize

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/36115049/ns/sports-golf/

I didn't bother to read the story. The headline is all I need. Show me a star athlete who needs to be taught how to womanize. All men are born with this ability genetically encoded. The rich, famous and powerful simply have the means to act on it. But it is fun to imagine...

MJ: OK, little buddy, this is lesson one. Are you ready?
TW: Ready, Mr. Jordan.
MJ: Good. Here we go. Repeat after me: Gawd-DAMN! That is one faaaaaahhhn ASS!
TW: Oh, my, she is really quite fetching.
MJ: No, no, STOP! Who are you, Al Gore? Try again. Be nasty, baby!
TW: Whoooo, SHIT! I'd like to put my junk in HER trunk!
MJ: Bravo, gold star. Lesson two...

Who hates Westboro Baptist Church?

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:25:52 +0000

Please go donate to Al Snyder so he can rape these motherfuckers without mercy like they deserve!

http://matthewsnyder.org/help.html

What the F?

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:38:45 +0000

No one wished me a happy birthday. Fuck you too!

Teeth

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:31:00 +0000

Seriously, take care of them. I just met a woman no older than 35 who had only one tooth. How can people stand it?

Hootenanny, Bitches! Who's in?

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:54:45 +0000

This year's Hootenanny is featuring 3 Days Grace, Apocolyptica, Halestorm & November.

FRIDAY MAY 21st MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM

HOOTENANNY BOX OFFICE
Special 102.9 The Buzz Pre Sale—Wednesday March 31st
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PASSES for ONLY $19.99
Tickets are first come first serve-while they last
KEYWORD: HOOT

Ticket Pricing—after exclusive Pre-Sale:
Floor: $42—limited amount
Mezzanine and Balcony: $35
Day of Show: $50

Hutaree? Huta you, too!

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 02:00:18 +0000

Just look at this brain trust:

http://www.detnews.com/article/20100329 ... procession

:roll:

Awwe, they even
made up cute, little Pokemon names for themselves! Take a guess at the IQs of
each of them, and add them together. They don't add up to my cat. Except maybe that one guy...he looks like he might be smarter than my cat all by himself. I wonder if he is "Boramander (BM) Brogzen?" :lol:

Unrelated thought:

If IED's, like the ones these geniuses were planning to use, are classified as "weapons of mass destruction," how the hell can it be that Bush couldn't find any in Iraq??

AT Dodgeball tourney

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:05:10 +0000

Anyone want to make a message board team? I know an old guy in a wheelchair that can throw wrenches at us for training. $120 a team.

Edit: http://www.extremeproductions.biz/atcpdodgeball.htm

Happy Turtle Day!

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:28:57 +0000

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7DlAjrhm9s[/youtube]

Ally got laid last night

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:10:28 +0000

just thought you all should know.

it was her 3rd date with Prince Charming, and we all know that's the sex date.

She said his dong was huge too.

Clash of the Titan s

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:49:36 +0000

Wow

titan

2010 Summer Blockbusters.

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:18:18 +0000

Here we go again guys. If there is one I didn't add here then fuck you just add in your own. I changed this a little from last year. Pick the 3 you want to see the most.

Jimmy Howard Punches Crosby in the Face!!!

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 04:33:11 +0000

I think Jimmy just earned his Goalie spot for Detroit...yet another fighting goalie that hits someone I hate. Fuck you Crosby you cheap shot piece of shit.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOdCEgnv3U[/youtube]