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Hutaree? Huta you, too!

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 02:00:18 +0000

Just look at this brain trust:

http://www.detnews.com/article/20100329 ... procession

:roll:

Awwe, they even
made up cute, little Pokemon names for themselves! Take a guess at the IQs of
each of them, and add them together. They don't add up to my cat. Except maybe that one guy...he looks like he might be smarter than my cat all by himself. I wonder if he is "Boramander (BM) Brogzen?" :lol:

Unrelated thought:

If IED's, like the ones these geniuses were planning to use, are classified as "weapons of mass destruction," how the hell can it be that Bush couldn't find any in Iraq??

This is why I can't wait for old people to die

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:09:42 +0000

An email I got from my Grandma.

Fwd: Fw: : OH OH! Maxine speaks!!
Maxine On Obama....

It seems that once again,
all us white folks have missed
a great opportunity.
While all the Black people attended
Obama's inauguration and parades,
we should have broken into their homes
and gotten all our shit back

Editor's Note: Orz does not approve of the stuff that spews from her grandmother's mouth about blacks, Jews, Muslims, the End Times, and people who don't go to confession.

The Economy is so bad...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:13:40 +0000

The economy is so bad that:

* I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

*I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

*CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

*If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

*Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

*McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

*Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

*A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

*Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

*Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.

*The Mafia is laying off judges.

*Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

*Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally ...
*I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the suicide lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:35:29 +0000

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned
and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on this side of the r oad before it goes
after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help
him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems
before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going
to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2010, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new
platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

How attractive are these women?

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:47:02 +0000

I discovered this slide show in the New York Post web site with plus sized models. They are not super fatties but real sized women. I just wanted to see what everyone thought.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/fa...hoto_num=6

Article: While you were sleeping, the economy collapsed

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:32:30 +0000

http://neithercorp.us/npress/?p=209

"There are a number of half truths and financial fantasies floating around the U.S. today, which may explain why some have decided to throw caution to the wind, adopting a cult-like blind faith in the “unsinkable” American economy. I suspect that the consequences for this error in judgment will become quite clear to most by the end of next year, but until then, let’s examine our current situation, what the government has to say about it, and the reality they wish to gloss over."

A good article, depressing, but then, sometimes the facts hurt... I for one research further into things, so I will be checking the facts mentioned in this article, but it does mention a lot of descrepancies that I believe there are in MSM and government bred "facts" versus actual reality.
Granted all anyone can really do is keep pushing forward with the lot we are given, but I suppose I just wanted to bring the questions to light so that the folks on this board (whom I have grown to like) can maybe think ahead, bolster their awareness so that they(you) are not caught surprised when the dollar falls.

Favorite Cliches???

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:00:31 +0000

In the political spectrum there are a ton of fun and exciting cliches that people like to spout when asked why they believe what they believe. What are some of your favorites that make you laugh, roll your eyes or get you pissed?

I am a personal fan of cookie cutter conservatives using the term "smaller government" as their basis for why they support conservatives and a big fan of liberals saying that gun laws/bans will take guns out of the hands of criminals. Both of these responses are laughable to me!

Sarah Palin supporters struggle explaining her policies

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:50:21 +0000

This is quite sad:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk[/youtube]

Sara Palin Pic

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:43:38 +0000

Okay now this pic was shown on the news because there was some stupid breach of contract with runners world or something... I don't care about that. I also couldn't care less about anything this woman does or will do because she will go nowhere. But am I the only one that is bothered by this pic?

Now conservative, liberal, or in between you have to agree that this is truly disrespectful to the flag. It is not only draped over a chair and crumpled on it, she is leaning on top of it like it's nothing. If anyone should know better it should be her. one of the things that piss me off more than anything is disrespecting the flag, it is the flag of our country and it stands for those who gave their lives and those fighting for it, not to mention every single person that lives under it. It is utter bullshit that a once VP runner would be seen in a pic like this.

*edit*
by the way just in case anyone wants to say anything in this manner about what i said. I understand there are people out there who do things to the flag and it's not illegal, freedom of speech and all. However this woman is supposed to be the "all american" hockey mom, super woman thing. that plus anyone in politics should know enough about how to properly treat a flag.

Yay Capital Punishment

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:53:51 +0000

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... id=topnews

The sniper that was picking people off in the VA, DC area is going to be executed. I wish I could see this fucker's face as he breaths his last breath so I could spit in it as he dies.

I hope in the worse way something goes wrong with the medicine and he feels the worst burn in his life for 3 hours as if his insides are being eaten away by hundreds of fire ants slowly and painfully, all before he dies.

I know there are people out there who think I am wrong for wanting this to happen to someone, but I don't give a shit. This guy ruined so many lived, especially at a time the US didn't need any more problems. This sack of bile had drivers every day paranoid they could be next. trying to keep moving at gas stations so as not to be a steady target, trying to find cover as soon as exiting a car, or not even leaving the house for work. this prick deserves whatever bad happens to him x10.

Open relationships

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:27:02 +0000

Don't know if this was brought up before.

What are your thoughts on open relationships/marriages?

Is there anyone here that is in one?

How would you define one? There are many ways people look at it. Some think swinging is open, but it really isn't, same with threesomes, poligamy, polyamory, and so on. there is a difference in distinction. But I don't think that me just saying it will change anyones minds either.

I don't want this to become a whole discussion on immorality though, okay I am sure most of us know about religious views on the matter and it's not needed to point them out.

H1N1 Vaccine

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:50:14 +0000

So, 62% of Americans aren't planning on getting it. Are you?

Do not criticize the messiah........

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:03:24 +0000

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7x-dzXVcOw[/youtube]

I don't remember this ever happening with any previous president. Why now?

Breast cancer shirt

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:48:20 +0000

Okay I was catching up on podcasts, and heard freebeer talking about the second base t shirt. well that got me looking around and yeah i think that second base thing is in bad taste, but this one pisses me off.
http://www.zazzle.com.au/breast_cancer_ ... 7702603696

I am all for fighting breast cancer, I have had an aunt who had it and she is now a survivor for over 10 years now i think.
well anyway I don't usually get offended by things really. Half the shirts at t-shirt hell are hilarious to me. However this is for something serious, and to place such an immature slogan as the one on this specific shirt for something like this is pretty damn offensive to me. why the fuck would you down the seriousness of breast cancer by even referring to the breasts as "boobies"

Seriously, that's like making an AT shirt and having it say "donate before the next kid start's to walk like a drunk."

Yay! Let's celebrate COMMUNISM!

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:50:46 +0000

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/art...clUpC7dAUg

"NEW YORK — New York's iconic Empire State Building will light up red and yellow Wednesday in honor of the 60th anniversary of communist China."

I guess when you've basically bought the country you can do whatever you like. Maybe we can put another face on Mt. Rushmore too