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jimnorton
Those abs... that chin... my he's a strapping young specimen
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 7:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I am honored that the worst terrorist attack in our country's history has made you think of all of the shamefully naughty things I have said to the fine folks who have called in. When thousands of our fellow citizens have been slaughtered by some dirty Third World monkey, it's only natural to think of remarks made by a comedian. I am a bad man and would like to take a moment to apologize for having offended your superior morality. Your brilliantly poigniant remarks have changed my outlook forever. You are obviously quite the clever customer, and I have left myself open for such a well thought out, profoundly piercing tirade. I am just a little guy (insert witty line here) who likes to shock people (although I always thought it was the behaviors and events that were shocking, not me joking about them) into laughing. You are obviously the type of fella who has a line dammit, and I inadvertently crossed it. You can bet your bottom dollar if I'd have known you were coming down the pike I'd have minded my p's and q's. The last thing a guy wants to do is rustle your feathers and find himself between your cross hairs. Gee whiz, when you let loose, it's a take-no-prisoners type of event huh? An 'all kidding aside' type guy. I would like to thank all of my friends on the board (even those who don't like me too much) for defending me in that post. I appreciate it, but for the love of Eve don't get this guy all riled up again, he sure doesn't take any bunk. In closing, Greed, I would like to say that not only do I hope New York rebuilds the Trade Center, but I hope you are there for the opening ceremony and somehow slip into the elevator shaft and die. And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child. Sorry Bro, I tried, I'm just not on your level. jim

imapervert
I want my two dollars!
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

In closing, Greed, I would like to say that not only do I hope New York rebuilds the Trade Center, but I hope you are there for the opening ceremony and somehow slip into the elevator shaft and die. And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.


This is why I love Norton. Well said Jim.

God Bless America
George Peterson
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Niiice!



lights down, you up and die.


ClusterF@#$
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
wow... hey Jim, well said. Up early on a Sunday to go to church and confess all that bad things you've wished on people?! :) Fuck that guy... fuck 'em if he can't take a joke.

With that in mind... I quote our very own Ikeaboy.

quote:

Greed's right. I laughed at Norton but then my uncle ate a Syphillis Donut. He thought it was a normal donut but he got syphillis from it. And now...I cry.



Get in the coffin, Greed. Die, sir. I think I can speak for the board when I say we appreciate each and every laugh Jim's given us...especially in trying times like these. So go find something noteworthy and important to bitch about, you mindless twat!!!


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This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 9-16-01 @ 10:52 AM
QuickStop
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
When you say...
quote:

I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts.


...is it in some sort of solution, or are there seperate sprinklers for seperate diseases? Just curious.




My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do. He's ordinary!
Dryblood
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

but I hope you are there for the opening
ceremony and somehow slip into the elevator
shaft and die


Norton u let him off easy but then again u
made up for it w/ the clusterf of his wake....LOL



Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LMFAO!! NICE JIM, YOU RULE!!!

METS IN 2002!!

thanks FN MORON...you know why

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 9-16-01 @ 10:56 AM
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Norton, you're the best. I think I'm going to go rape a child in your honor now. ;-)

Once again, I bow to the master.

"Nice, right Norton? NICE."



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal


FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Greed? Comment?

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00


leather-cheerio-face
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
note to self, do NOT piss of jim norton. Can't say greed didn't have that coming.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Don't bother picking a fight with me, because I'm pretty sure you're all just imaginary individuals created by my computer to keep me distracted while it plots it's escape.

fbdlingfrg
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
am i the only one who heard jim say that as he read it?great post.my favorite lines wouold have to be the
quote:

I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child

one, though


TheGameHHH
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Norton, that was way too funny. I would just like to say thanks for putting that stupid f' in his place. And as Angel did before me, I too bow to the master. Thanks Jim.

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

posted on 09-16-2001 @ 7:20 AM


I thought that 2AM was prime time for danish kid-toucher sites. Why the hell is he on at 7



My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free."
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too, Waiting there for me...Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall. My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss, Waiting there for me...Yes I do,I do. In the garage, I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage, Where I belong...No one hears me sing this song. In the garage, I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words...and I love every one... Waiting there for me... Yes I do, I do. He's ordinary!
Dan
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Is there a cliche that Norton didn't use?

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leather-cheerio-face
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Is there a cliche that Norton didn't use?


cli·ché also cliche (kl-sh)
n.
1. A trite or overused expression or idea
quote:

I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child


umm, yeah, I hear that phrase all the time. I remember when I left home, my dad said, "don't you slip and accidentally molest a child", and the review for the new backstreet boy album said, "It made me feel like I slipped and accidentally molested a child." tool.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Don't bother picking a fight with me, because I'm pretty sure you're all just imaginary individuals created by my computer to keep me distracted while it plots it's escape.

Greed
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
So what do you people expect me to say? I'm not the typical board lemming who thinks anything that goes on in the show is perfect. Anyone who is associated with the show is 100% brilliant and right 100% of the time.

I love the show, blah blah blah. I would isten to 4 straight hours if I could, but I only get to usually hear an hour or two per day. The only aspect of the show that I loathe is Norton. And it took me all of 5 minutes to develop this opinion on the first day I heard him. I don't like his humor. I turn the show off when starts talking too much. He could be the vessel of the absolute truth. Norton could be volunteering for the last 72 hours straight, and donating his yearly salary this year. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't like his humor. Not just him wishing death on people, but the laziness and schtickiness that it involves. O and A joke about wacky mornining DJs having cowbells. He IS their cow bell. He's their Jackie or Ed McMahon. His routine consists of 4 jokes that are recycled time and time again. He's utterly predictable, and might as well be called "shock value Jim".

So great, I don't like his humor. Whoopee. No once cares, nor should they. I've said this point in other threads started by other people. I've said this before the bombings, and I'll still think it afterwards. But I know a response was expected, so I figured I'd oblige.

If people are too lazy to read the point of my post, then there's nothing I can do. My point was always his humor. Yes I said "I hate Norton", and I should have been more clear that "I hate Norton on the show".

Everything you people have used to yell at me, I've already acknowleged. He might be a great guy, he's a comic, and can't possibly be serious, if I don't like him I can turn him off, and so on. And I'm sure the people who don't feel like (or can't)reading 20 lines of text will bring up the same things and have their knee-jerk reactions as happens when anyone poses any criticism about the show. People will come up with their oh-so-clever ofshoots of Norton's played material. Fine I should expect that. I know I'm widely in the minority here.

It IS okay to have original thought on this or any board, people. If you are going to BAN me for that, what does that say about this board. For that to even be brought up, is absolutely rediculous.

And shouldn't this be on "off-topic",



This message was edited by Greed on 9-16-01 @ 12:54 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-16-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I have been waiting for this day...

I knew sooner or later that Jim would have to fight back and it was well worth the wait.

But this is what confuses me... I ran the IP and Greed is none other than Rich Vos...


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
barch97
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
BRAVO! Fez


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dirtydingusmagee
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn,Norton,if you could only come up with an ad-lib as good (as that tirade) on the show once in a while(as contrasted to your tired batch of 12 prepared "ad libs")

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I ran the IP and Greed is none other than Rich Vos

It can't be Vos, there are no plugs.


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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah, but there's also no new jokes in Greed's posts.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
jim norton- thank you for replying to that tool's thread. you are the funniest mother fucker and u have had a great impact on my life. i now wish aids and death on many innocent people every day. thanx.. you really are the fucking best. thanks mike !

"i hate people that dont get it!"
ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
jim norton isGOD!
...or so I heard..and I believe it!


quote:

jim norton- you are the funniest mother fucker and u have had a great impact on my life. i now wish aids and death on many innocent people every day. thanx..

lol!


9 - 11 - 01...Never Forget



This message was edited by ThatTerribleAwfulNegro on 9-16-01 @ 2:36 PM
MashedPotatohead
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posted on 09-16-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The only aspect of the show that I loathe is Norton. And it took me all of 5 minutes to develop this opinion on the first day I heard him. I don't like his humor. I turn the show off when starts talking too much


If this is the case how do you know so much of what Jim Norton says over the air waves. Do you actually believe he 'means what he says'? Haven't you ever been in a rage and say you would/wanted 'kill someone'?

In closing, I've met Jim at numerous gatherings and...sorry to blow your cover...but is a 'good guy'. One time (before a Caroline's gig), he made it a point to ask me if a subject that was broached during the the radio show had offended me. My reply was NO , because I knew it was not aimed at me personally or my background.

If you don't like Jim, you have the power, turn the dial to another station or shut off the power.



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