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IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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Since I realized a lot of D&M fans come in this forum I figured I'd ask- exactly what do/have Don and Mike done that warrants them to be considered as good as you make them? How have they broken new ground? How are they funny? What have they done that O&A have ripped off?

I'm not doing this to tool on people or anything, I seriously want to know exactly what the appeal/credentials of Don and Mike are.




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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
I have listened to Don and Mike for 14 years, since they were a morning zoo. They used to be like Opie and Anthony, they were always willing to push people over the edge and do outrageous things. Mike really does do terrific impressions, and he used them often to make fun of whatever the current hot topic was. Now, they're just old. The fans of Don and Mike are still fans b/c they're used to them. It's what a lot of us grew up with (in DC). I've said it before, I thought they were still funny until I discovered Opie and Anthony.

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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
They like having sex with farm animals.

okterrific23
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
quote:

They like having sex with farm animals.



...and they also like to fart on the air.



1newfan
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Lets be honest here. The 2 shows are completely different. I do enjoy listening to both shows. But it does get old when people keep ripping something you enjoy apart. Don and mike do a show with many different parts to it, and different bits. O and A do a show where they hang out and comment on things they read in the paper or saw on tv or maybe comment on somthing that happened to them dirrectly. comparing these 2 shows is like comparing a toasted quiznos sub to a non toasted sub. Apples and Oranges. To me, they are both funny and unfunny at times. If you dont find humor in one show or the other, the obvious answer is to just not listen.

Yeah ive said some dumb shit on this board, but there have been others on different boards saying some dumb shit too. I dont know, Just having fun dicking around here in all honesty



This message was edited by 1newfan on 3-8-02 @ 1:30 PM
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Humor of don and mike isn't that an oxymoron

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datstinks
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quiznos rocks, there is one by my house. i sorta think don and mike are funny cause they are stupid and i find stupid funny at times. + radio in D.C. blows shit wholes during the day, and im sick of my C.D.s so my options are limited





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SpawnOfStern
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Mike really does do terrific impressions, and he used them often to make fun of whatever the current hot topic was.



Oh, I guess I just caught the ones he sucks at.

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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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i dont like their personalities, or when they start yelling "D.A." at callers. thats just stupid and they usually do it for long periods of time. But when they have a prepared bit which may involve an impression (which are not nearly as good as Ant's) or something, they are funny. their contests suck, they suck, but sometimes they do funny bits


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posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:05 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I listened to the show for 10 years. What I used to like, was when they fought with callers on the air. Now they don't even do that anymore. The show is a sinking ship.They don't care about their listeners. When they have naked girls in they won't even put them up on the web for their fans.

When the show is compared to O&A, it really falls short. They can be successful in DC because DC is a pansy white collar town which is ringed by hick, redneck suburbs like Manassas and Waldorf. Take a guy from one of those towns and drop him off in New York or Philly and he'll never make it home.

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posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You know what is humorous about Don and Mike? The fact that they feel that they are above 9/11. They wouldn't talk about the goddamn documentary. Okay, sure, it had some drawbacks. It was sponsored by Nextel and there was some self serving bullshit, but it was VERY little. It was well done and a very good tribute. I'd much rather hear a fat ass talk through a harmonizer pretending to be a baby as opposed to the problems facing our world. Jesus Christ. If O&A can set time aside, then ANYONE can. (Don't go to CNN for dick jokes, don't come to us for the news). It is ridiculous to bad mouth that documentary. Fuck them.



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Se7en
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
i dont like their personalities, or when they start yelling "D.A." at callers. thats just stupid and they usually do it for long periods of time.

They may be the WORST radio jocks on the planet when it comes to yelling at callers. Don essentially has 3 words - "dumbass" (but I guess their new, hip way of saying it is D.A.), "douche bag", or for the ladies - "bitch". Listen to the man argue, and those are the only words you'll hear. It's pathetic.

And Mike is a rather shitty impressionist. He can do two good impressions, and that's it: Regis & Larry King. Neither are really that relevant anymore either.

As for today's D&M show (you'll get this if you heard the first 10 minutes) - please, why couldn't it have been the stairs.



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PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I have never once listened to O&A and thought that
they stole anything from Don and Mike (now, Howard
is a different story, but you didn't ask about
that!)

The similarities are that they are two white guys,
who seem to like each other, do a four hour radio
show five days a week, and need to fill that time
in a way that will make people want to listen. The
talent on both shows seem to have good chemestry.

But, deep down, the two shows are just different.

D&M have just been doing this for a lot longer,
that's all. So it's natural that shit they did has
been done before, or after, and maybe better. What
they can say, that O&A will never be able to say,
is that they actually beat Howard Stern in the
ratings when they went head to head.

Don and Mike also seem to have a better grasp of
satire; when Don yells at someone on the phone,
listeners know he's got a big smile on his face,
laughing his ass off. When Opie gets into a rave
out, you actually believe he would kill the
person; when he calls a woman a bitch or a whore,
you believe that he means it, and wouldn't give a
shit if a 14 year old listener went out and raped
her.

There - that's a perspective.

All of that said, ANYONE who thinks this on air
feud between O&A and D&M is anything but staged
for ratings is either retarded or
prepubescent...or both. This is classic radio
shit. It's the kind of crap Don and Mike have been
doing for years (shit they even admit to, 10 years
down the road), and it wouldn't be so damn obvious
with O&A if they didn't just go through this same
bullshit with Howie last year.

The only original talent at WNEW is RON AND FEZ.
If this feud does turn out to be legit, hey are
stupid, though, for pinning their hopes on O&A.

Don and Mike, for being two fat, old douche bags,
actually have the ear of managment there (even
higher than Ken or Jeremy), and no matter how much
you keep bitching and complaining, they are not
going anywhere.

O&A, on the other hand, are desperate for the phat
Howard time slot that was promised them across the
network, and they are bitter as two spanked little
bitches when they learned that their ONLY use to
Infinity and CBS was to be used as chum to get
Howard to re-up again. Just as CBS used Howard to
get David Letterman to resign, they used O&A to
get Howard to come back.

They will feel like complete morons (if they don't
already) when Howard resigns AGAIN in a couple of
years, there-by damning them in afternoon drive
for the rest of their pathetic "show us your tits"
careers!

TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT DON AND MIKE! That will
be OPIE AND ANTHONY in 15 years!!!!


RON AND FEZ RULE! O&A ARE PUNK LOSERS!!

(The only thing dumber than O&A are O&A Fans!)








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Se7en
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
What they can say, that O&A will never be able to say, is that they actually beat Howard Stern in the ratings when they went head to head.

Probably because O&A have never been on in Howard's time slot. And they never will be, because Stern is too chicken shit, hence the no-compete clause.

Don and Mike also seem to have a better grasp of satire; when Don yells at someone on the phone, listeners know he's got a big smile on his face, laughing his ass off.

Does he? Don doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He has no better grip on satire than any other morning zoo personality, which is what he is.

When Opie gets into a rave out, you actually believe he would kill the person; when he calls a woman a bitch or a whore, you believe that he means it, and wouldn't give a shit if a 14 year old listener went out and raped her.

Sorry, didn't know you were an expert on Opie. Apparently you're a mind-reader, who can see right inside his head.

All of that said, ANYONE who thinks this on air feud between O&A and D&M is anything but staged for ratings is either retarded or prepubescent...or both.

Staged by who? Management? Don and Mike? Maybe them, but not by O&A. O&A don't give a shit about cross-promoting with D&M, hence the fact that they've had members of EVERY other show on WNEW on their program (except for Loveline, but you get the point) *except* D&M.

The only original talent at WNEW is RON AND FEZ.

I agree with you there. Those two are fantastic.

Don and Mike, for being two fat, old douche bags, actually have the ear of managment there (even higher than Ken or Jeremy), and no matter how much you keep bitching and complaining, they are not going anywhere.

I doubt that. Are you referring to Mel? Mel's a businessman who sees the bottom line. Don and Mike do well in ONE major city - Washington D.C. Everywhere else (outside of small markets), they do abysmally in the ratings. Mel will NOT save their ass with a 0.8 rating in New York City.

O&A, on the other hand, are desperate for the phat Howard time slot that was promised them across the network, and they are bitter as two spanked little bitches when they learned that their ONLY use to Infinity and CBS was to be used as chum to get Howard to re-up again.

You know this how? Do you have inside info? Wait - is this Alan Sniffen?!?!

They will feel like complete morons (if they don't already) when Howard resigns AGAIN in a couple of years, there-by damning them in afternoon drive for the rest of their pathetic "show us your tits" careers!

If I'm not mistaken, in either December of 2000 or January 2001, Howard signed a 5 year deal, so he wouldn't be resigning with the company so soon.

Whether or not O&A will remain in afternoon drive for the rest of their careers remains to be seen, but if they do, so what? Your apparent heroes Don & Mike used to crow about that "achievement". Well, up until they got bumped to mid-days by the new blood.



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PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey, se7en, you little premature cum stain, I
don't believe anything in what I wrote would
indicate that Don And Mike are my heros. Just
because I think they are a hair better than O&A
doesn't mean squat - I think that the dump I took
three hours ago is better than O&A.

Let me repeat this slowly, so you can fucking
understand...


OPIE AND ANTHONY lie to their listeners...the same
as DON AND MIKE and the same as HOWARD STERN...

They are all tools for the same company, however
in the giant pecking order of Infinity, in that
trio of shows, O&A are dead last, and they will
always be there. Don has the ear of managment the
way Opie NEVER will.

"O&A have never been on in Howard's time slot."
Now you are starting to get it. Howard is really
the one that runs the show; they are his BITCH.
The only time they effect him is when it comes
time to renew. See what happens in a couple of
years; bet me $10 million that they don't try to
use O&A to get Stern back.

As far as them being able to beat Stern head to
head, who the fuck knows. What IS known is that
back in Washington that Don and Mike could run
their current show, then rerun it during the same
time slot as O&A, and get better fucking ratings.

"Don doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.
He has no better grip on satire than any other
morning zoo personality, which is what he is. "
This is where it's obviously lost on you, and most
of the douche bags who don't get that 80% of what
they do IS a satire of the zoo show format.
Children like you don't want to get that the
format they love so much is being mocked.

"Sorry, didn't know you were an expert on Opie.
Apparently you're a mind-reader, who can see right
inside his head. " I believe I said it was a
perspective, dick head. Hmmmm...ONCE again,
proving the point that O&A fans are just a little
thick between the ears...

"O&A don't give a shit about cross-promoting with
D&M, hence the fact that they've had members of
EVERY other show on WNEW on their program (except
for Loveline, but you get the point) *except*
D&M." Like I've said before, keep believing
them...because they have proven that they never
lie to their listeners.

"I agree with you there. Those two are fantastic."
You are not allowed to listen to RON AND FEZ
anymore. You are far, far, far too stupid.

"Don and Mike do well in ONE major city -
Washington D.C. Everywhere else (outside of small
markets), they do abysmally in the ratings."
Wrong. "Mel will NOT save their ass with a 0.8
rating in New York City." Keep believing
everything you hear on DOPEY AND that Fred Norris
bitch, and reading here.

"You know this how?" I would explain, but like I
already said, a guido like you would be too stupid
to understand.

"If I'm not mistaken, in either December of 2000
or January 2001, Howard signed a 5 year deal, so
he wouldn't be resigning with the company so
soon." I didn't say soon, thick-head.

"Well, up until they got bumped to mid-days by the
new blood." Keep thinking that Don is just an on
air talent and not part of managment.

THE ONLY THING DUMBER THAN A BAG FULL OF ASSHOLES,
ARE O&A FAN



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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

OPIE AND ANTHONY lie to their listeners...the same as DON AND MIKE and the same as HOWARD STERN...

what exactly do they lie about?
quote:

Howard is really the one that runs the show; they are his BITCH.

how ar they howard's bitches? you're an idiot.
quote:

I would explain, but like I already said, a guido like you would be too stupid to understand

so you can't explain yourself...what a surprise!
quote:

THE ONLY THING DUMBER THAN A BAG FULL OF ASSHOLES, ARE O&A FAN

your're soo witty...the only thing dumber than a bag full os assholes, are retarded stern fans that come to an o&a message board to bash o&a.



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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I am not a Don and Mike Fan or anything but I would have to say PresUnderFre rules for calling out this board pretty much.
I love listening to Opie and Anthony but one thing I realize the whole time is that it is just a radio show

Dino_D
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Let's clear up this thing about Don and Mike beating Stern in the ratings. This is like the one glorious triumph they love to pull out when people are bashing them.
They did beat Stern, yes, in the mid 80's, when both shows still played music. They were on a top 40 station and Stern was on a hard rock station. In DC top40 music is more popular. A few years later (seems they never remember to bring this up), both Stern and Greaseman beat them so badly, that they pretended to be angry at the fans, then pulled one of those fake suspension stunts. Soon after that they left that station and went to afternoon drive.

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IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I love listening to Opie and Anthony but one thing I realize the whole time is that it is just a radio show
Wait, it's just a radio show? No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're lying. It's MY life. It's MY LIFE that's being talked about. They talk to ME. They do. please god, say they do.




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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-12-02 @ 1:43 PM
JVoorhees
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Its plain and simple, Mikes impressions stink. I try and listen, but end up putting on music.

They are really horrible.

Again, they need to thank Opie and Anthony for getting them a New York audience, if you call it that.

They were on tape delay in New York, after Opie and Athnony before they were on live in New York.

Opie and Anthony didn't get that luxury. Opie and Anthony gave them a lead in.

Any ratings for Don and Mike in New York are biased and so are their listeners.

They are herrendous.




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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
DON AND MIKE SUCK!!!!! RON AND FAG SUCK!!!! HOWARD STERN SUCKS!!!!! OPIE AND ANTHONY ARE THE REAL FUCKING DEALS!!!! NOW SUCK IT RETARTS!!!!!!!!

NO PAIN NO GAIN!
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
HEY, "back with my feet on the hump"--THANKS FOR
"GETTING IT!"


RON AND FEZ RULE!!!


THE ONLY THINGS SLOWER THAN O&A ARE O&A FANS!!!!!









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madbam
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
As Frenchy says...SUCK IT

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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
D&M are really fucking bad, I have tried to give them a chance but dude they suck. They are the true clones of Stern, they sometimes do the same thing word for fucking word. I guess it really does not matter because it is just a radio show and they (Howard, O&A, and d&m) all bow to the same god and his name is MEL. I have been a Stern fan for almost 19 years and an O&A fan for about 2 and they are both great but Don and Mike are terrible, I think I can yell out of my 12th floor office window and have more listeners then them.

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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ok, Puf (as in powder-PUF!), could I point and laugh at you because you're acting like such an attention whore?
And for the first time, I shall say, them posts are just completely incoherent. I recommend reading more in english class, boy.



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