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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 10-05-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I've taken 2 advil, I've tried sleeping it off, I've tried relaxing, nothing is helping

I HATE TODAY! I HATE THIS HEADACHE THAT'S A RESULT OF TODAY!!

argh... I'm done.


So How Was Phantom Of The Opera?

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Don't worry Shelle, I'm sure nobody will call you an attention whore or a sympathy whore. ;-)

Hope you feel better, kid. Go easy on those Advils, OK??



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Don't worry Shelle, I'm sure nobody will call you an attention whore or a sympathy whore.



Too easy.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Too easy



should i be worried that im starting to think the same things as GS????? nah





Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

should i be worried that im starting to think the same things as GS?????



Only when you start doing what I do is when you get worried.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Nobody can do the things that you do Gonzo...


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

should i be worried that im starting to think the same things as GS?????
Gonzo, don't let him move in on Slash's homoerotic territory.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Nobody can do the things that you do Gonzo...



At least not without going to jail


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Nobody can do the things that you do Gonzo...



awwwwww nobody does it better, nobody does is quite as good as you. Baby your the best!!!!


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

awwwwww nobody does it better, nobody does is quite as good as you. Baby your the best!!!!



James Bond movie theme songs always relevent.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

James Bond movie theme songs always relevent



ok so who in this thread is octopussy??????




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
No no no.. that was All Time High by Rita Coolidge

Nobody Does it Better was The Spy Who Loved Me...

there is a big difference.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
hey i was just going for a james bond reference, not any accuracy:)




Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
Who run Into the arms Of America-U2

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

No no no.. that was All Time High by Rita Coolidge

Nobody Does it Better was The Spy Who Loved Me...

there is a big difference.



From an FU to a headache to my characteristics to bond theme music, lol only here can a post skew off so far from the original topic.

I like the spy who loves me theme by carly simon. But i always prefered The theme from "from Russia With Love"

And who can forget McCartney's "Live and Let Die."


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Oh yeah. Matt Monro singing John Barry's 'FRWL' is a classic.

But who can deny the soul sensation of Shirley Bassey's "Goldfinger" and not to mention her original theme for Thunderball "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" not to put down Tom Jone's wonderful rendition of the "Thunderball" title theme.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
CriticsLoveSnatch
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posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Too easy.

whoa...talk about your dual meanings.



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

whoa...talk about your dual meanings.



Trying to bait me to start a new rumor CLS?

Too Easy, lol


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Trying to bait me to start a new rumor CLS?



But wouldn't rumor imply falsehood?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:


But wouldn't rumor imply falsehood?



You mean you aren't 12?


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-07-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You mean you aren't 12?



You mean you don't really stick eggplants up your ass and fuck your grandmother?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You mean you don't really stick eggplants up your ass?



No I don't if you are gonna use my material give it the justice of quoting it right.

I don't stick the eggplant up my ass. I strap on a 12 inch dildo onto the eggplant and stick the dildo in my ass after we play dress up.



"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-07-2001 @ 1:43 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I wasn't quoting, I was paraphrasing.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 1:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I wasn't quoting, I was paraphrasing.



That's how humor loses it's true meaning, I shall revert to eddie murphy's raw on this one.


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

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posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:05 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Fuck Headaches


hmmm i never get headache when i fuck, but thats just me i guess

WHATEVER BEN

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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fightng for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
GonzoStyle
posted on 10-08-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

hmmm i never get headache when i fuck, but thats just me i guess



Do you get one after sez when he bounces the soccer ball off your head and yells "GOAL!!!!"


"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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