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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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My hamster just died. Gee, thanks.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
SweetAngel
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Awwwwww :(




I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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alkey, how many times do we have to tell you, when you stick your hamster up your ass, USE A LEASH!its hard to get the free ones out



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


SweetAngel
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
FBD, shame on you. Have you no compassion? It's Christmas Eve after all...ya big Grinch! ;)




I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


YellowDiscipline
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Your Hampster died, and my friend went to the Emergency Room. Merry fucking Christmas.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I wasn't comparing this to a devestating tragedy, so don't get all up-in-arms. I'm only using the forum as it was meant to be, voicing anger. Sorry about your friend, goes to show that life doesn't stop sucking for the holidays.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
aww, i'm sorry honey. i just bought a large bottle of jd so if you need to drown your sorrows, you know who to call...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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SweetAngel
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

i just bought a large bottle of jd so if you need to drown your sorrows, you know who to call...

Can I come too?




I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


YellowDiscipline
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:04 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

I wasn't comparing this to a devestating tragedy, so don't get all up-in-arms. I'm only using the forum as it was meant to be, voicing anger. Sorry about your friend, goes to show that life doesn't stop sucking for the holidays.


No no you misunderstand my friend. I wasn't trying to compare either. I simply meant that the Holidays are supposed to be a happy, cheerful time and shitty things happened to both of us, therefore the holidays suck.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Let's see if we can turn SweetAngel into DrunkAngel. =)

And Fbdipshit, when Austin dies I'm sending you that same reply!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
SweetAngel
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Let's see if we can turn SweetAngel into DrunkAngel.

I'm halfway there already. ;)




I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter


Sephiroth
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
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quote:

Gee, thanks.


You're welcome....?

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You're welcome....?


You're a mod for a couple days and already my animals are dying...I knew you were evil.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Shelle Bink
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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You still have PJ and Killian (sp?)

*hugs* It sucks, I Know :(


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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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I'll buy ya a new hampster Alkey. Of course, you'll owe me later on. ;)



"Beat me if you can, survive if I let you!" - Taz (ECW)



This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 12-24-01 @ 10:27 PM
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Awww...I'm sorry about your hampster, Alkey. :(


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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
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Don't worry, Alkey...I'm sure your little friend is up in hamster heaven with all the other little fuzzy angels, all of them doing a little hamster dance...wait a second, that's my idea of Hell. Cancel that last part.

Sorry for your loss.




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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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someone had to do it.

Hampster Christmas




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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry to hear about your hamster Alkey. Feel better.




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Happy Holidays Fuckers'

Sometimes the pain is too much to BEAR -- Sometimes it RAINS too much to care -- Sometimes if you, don't watch yo' back it'll cost you --Sometimes you wonder, who would give a FUCK if they lost you -- Yet sometimes the sun shines around the clock --But sometimes it's dark, and hell is hot


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posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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quote:

ya big Grinch!



Did someone call me? Sorry for your loss Alkey



Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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im sorry hunny
my friends bird died yesterday
damn pets dying all over the place
i better check on my dogs

WHATEVER BEN

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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:40 AM      
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did anyone else think this thread was about Alkey's bout with impotence?

and remember the immortal words of Mr. Lynch: if you like your gerbil, don't stick him up your butt


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posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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quote:

and remember the immortal words of Mr. Lynch: if you like your gerbil, don't stick him up your butt



NIGGA PLEASE he said his HAMSTER died.

BTW - Alkey, you might want to add more fiber to your diet the hamster/gerbil will thank you later.

WE all know that gerbils have more dark meat anyway ;)

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:( Sorry about the hamster...hope Santa brings ya something nice tomorrow :)






please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you
I get so nervous I'm shaking Gets so I got no pride at all Gets so bad but I just keep coming back for more I guess I just get off on that stuff I'm thinking about taking some time I'm thinking about leaving soon I got some things I can't tell anyone I got some things I just can't say They're the kind of things no one knows about I just need somebody to talk to me I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow I'm thinking about being on my own I think I've been wasting my time I'm thinking about getting out In all this time, The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel You say you see but I don't agree You don't know how I feel
USA




Wookie
posted on 12-25-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Alkey, I'm sorry, too.
Better times ahead!



Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season!

What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!


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