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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
A big fuck you to the snow! Due to the amount of black ice on the road and the lack of plowing on secondary roads I skidded out not once, not twice, but three times. Thank god i got home from work in one piece.

The first time my brake light hit a metal barrier. Thank god that was the only thing broken. I nearly hit another car head on had it not been for my emergency brake. I was counting my lucky stars then. Note that this was a curvy hill and i already was driving slow.

One block later
i skid out again. I rememeber what my mom told me if i ever skid out on the road. Brake lightly and dont hit the gas!!

After this i'm lucky i made it on the LIE let alone another road!

Close to home i skid out again, though not like the last two times.

All i have to say, be very careful out there! And not only when you drive, but for other people as well.

I was gonna ask people not to defile this, but i guess its cool to make fun of me almost dying today.




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This message was edited by Lent on 1-19-02 @ 7:53 PM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Due to the amount of black ice on the road



I say we get rid of all things black and cold.

:The joke t-ball is set:


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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 7:54 PM      
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quote:

I say we get rid of all things black and cold.




Am I that bitter? :)



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
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quote:

I say we get rid of all things black and cold.

Like, oh, say... dark chocolate ice cream, Fezzy?



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
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quote:

I say we get rid of all things black and cold.



guiness beer?



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Jon Benet Norton
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
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Wow Lent, your 3 skid outs were about as close together as Dana/OAgirl25's 6 (or was it7) miscarriages. Are you trying to tell us somethin? :p




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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Due to the amount of black ice on the road and the lack of plowing on secondary roads I skidded out not once, not twice, but three times. Thank god i got home from work in one piece.

Aw, come one, JBN, you can clearly tell here that Lent Dillon was lying to us... we all know blacks don't work, right?

(ding ding ding)

What? One of you guys was bound to say it. :P



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA





This message was edited by The Brain on 1-19-02 @ 8:21 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Snow is definitely the AIDS of all weather events. Considering that half of the people, on the roads are idiots even when there is no snow or ice. Almost everybody on the road is an old man in a hat or an old lady when they see white shit in front of them.


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barch97
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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quote:

old man in a hat
LMAO...


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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
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snow really sucks. i got my license in august, so obviously this was my first time driving in snow and it blows. i had to take my moms car because if i took mine i'd be dead in a gulley somewhere.(my car is rwd and fishtails easily)


Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.



o&aswallow
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Due to the amount of black ice on the road


I hear you lent. You know nothing but bad things happen whenever there are large numbers of black anything around.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
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quote:

old man in a hat

DIG, isn't that in your sig pic?;)


barch97
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
hmmm... glad you pointed that out


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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Trust me I know how much the snow sucks...I drive a firebird. The golden rule for fishtailing: turn the wheel in the direction the ass of the car is fishtailing out....works like a charm!



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But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

DIG, isn't that in your sig pic?

That was a good one. Dice is like wine, however, he gets better with age.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Wow Lent, your 3 skid outs were about as close together as Dana/OAgirl25's 6 (or was it7) miscarriages. Are you trying to tell us somethin?



Yeah and she also skidded out on the ice today and miscarried her twins.



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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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Dude, I drove from Trenton to Brooklyn AND BACK in the snow.

Number of skid-outs: 0

How crazy do you drive? Or are you just desperately in need of ABS and/or traction control?

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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

How crazy do you drive? Or are you just desperately in need of ABS and/or traction control?



The latter. Im actually a very defensive driver.
My car is such a POS, it doesnt even have power windows or any bass in the speakers!



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Thrillhouse
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:


it doesnt even have power windows or any bass in the speakers!


what about those air shock dealies to make the car bounce?


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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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quote:

My car is such a POS, it doesnt even have power windows or any bass in the speakers!



No bass? Sheee-yit, man, it's time to swallow your pride and trade that shitbox in. :o



HyBriD
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I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
he spent all of his money on dubs yo. you cant lose with 22's. ;)
ftl, what kinda car do you have that didnt skid out or slide once? even my moms front wheel drive millenia slides around on turns sometimes.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.







This message was edited by HyBriD on 1-19-02 @ 10:20 PM
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Yeah and she also skidded out on the ice today and miscarried her twins.
Was that before or after she had the seizures from her ovarian cancer that magically teleports?
quote:

ftl, what kinda car do you have that didnt skid out or slide once? even my moms front wheel drive millenia slides around on turns sometimes
Thats because FTL drives like the old man in the hat that Lent hinted to in his earlier post. Come on FTL, we all know you are the one who drives 40MPH in the left lane right? :)
And staying on the subject at hand, thank GOD I have a truck. Granted it's a POS, but it's a sturdy POS that don't slide in the snow and ice.




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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My car is such a POS, it doesnt even have power windows or any bass in the speakers!

You sir, are a disgrace to your race... :D

quote:

ftl, what kinda car do you have that didnt skid out or slide once?

2000 VW Passat, loaded. The ABS and traction control are more than enough to keep me out of trouble.

quote:

Thats because FTL drives like the old man in the hat that Lent hinted to in his earlier post. Come on FTL, we all know you are the one who drives 40MPH in the left lane right?


LOL, I'm a fuckin maniac dude. I was on 195 today, it was barely cleaned, and I passed all the fuckers doing 30 so I could do 60.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

LOL, I'm a fuckin maniac dude. I was on 195 today, it was barely cleaned, and I passed all the fuckers doing 30 so I could do 60
You my tech Support friend, need a hobby. :)




Click here to check out my band
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli-
..................what?
FollowThisLogic
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The man with the plan.
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey man I had somewhere to go... when I've got somewhere to go... MOVE.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
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