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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Fuck Verizon for not fixing my phoneline for 2 fucking months and when they do come to fix it, they still can't fucking do it!! I hope the people who can't fix it get Leprosy and slowly start to rot away!!


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Joey BigArms
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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Corpse, I feel your pain, I dealt with Verizon customer service for 12 days straight once. Their service has to be the worst I have ever seen. I personally think they screen out people with SAT's over 600 and a HS degree.


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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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damn, that pretty much knocks out you from that job, Corpsey. =)

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posted on 07-31-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Did they come to fix it or re-install it after taking away from you for not paying for it;)


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Claire
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
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Corpse,
[Clinton Voice]Ah feel uur payyn.[/Clinton Voice]

I worked for Verizon for 6 yeers!!!!!

Trust me, the people you have talked to, WANT to help you, unless they have completely robotocized (???) themselves, or are complete fucking assholes-also a possibility. I worked with both
kinds.

Anyone who didn't turn out one of the previously mentioned ways didn't last too long. At 6 years, I was one of the longest.

Good luck!!


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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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quote:

I personally think they screen out people with SAT's over 600 and a HS degree.



quote:

I worked for Verizon for 6 yeers!!!!!




nice point joey


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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Verizon tech support is filled with some of the biggest idiots ever. One time I was talking to this Hindu guy and he could barely talk. I had to ask him 3 times something to figure out what he was saying.

All they tell you to do is.
1)Take Speed Test
2)Check Network Control Panel
3)Repeat

And that piece of shit WinPoet software is a huge problem. Get rid of that get either a router or RasPPPOE.



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Just Jon
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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As a former employee of AT&T, I can tell you that the big phone companies do not give a shit about you or your problems, as long as you keep giving them money. They promote their "good deeds" that they do for people as a marketing tool even within the company.

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posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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lets hope that there will not be a monopoly of phone companies like AT&T was back in the day.

But I feel it's gonna be that way with all these mergers and shit.


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Especially with government getting more lax towards monopolies except to see bellrizon nationwide.



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Claire
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Jon, that's so true. Verizon was the same way, and I'm sure it's gotten worse.

It was beyond even the usual corporate self-promoting bullshit. More into the realm of 1984, mind-control type bullshit. Managers flat-out lying to your face; you knew they were lying, and they knew you knew, and you knew they knew you knew----

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Lgaia
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I second that corpse, and I work for them. They truly do suck ass. Too many details to get into on why they probably fucked you, but heres a little **secret** for all you people dealing with the bullshit, If you threaten to go to the PSC, they will scatter like roaches to get your shit done. The fine from the PSC depending on the "violation" can be very costly...$$$$



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SweetAngel
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:46 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
I just got my bill from Verizon yesterday. They just raised their rates again. GRRRRRRRRRRRR.


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JohnSlack
posted on 08-02-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
I hate verizon..I have them for cell service and the f tard that sold me the phone told me all this free stuff that came with it, and suprise suprise none of it was free.

For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name
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posted on 08-02-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I just got my bill from Verizon yesterday.
They just raised their rates again.

yeah what the hell is that about? they raised
their rates a couple of months ago, and now
they did it again! They suck ass.


Shelle Bink
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posted on 08-03-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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quote:

I worked for Verizon for 6 yeers!!!!!


Verizon is only about a year and a half old, being a combo merger thing.

My mom was stuck working at the phone company ((NJ Bell... Bell Atlantic... Verizon)) for 31 years. She is a bitter bitter woman who hated her job. And now that she's retired, she calls her evil employers on the phone, and laughs at them before hanging up. I'm suprised they haven't fire bombed the house yet.

...after rasing our rates, of course.


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Claire
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Shelle, when I worked for them they were called NJ Bell. 1989 to 1995.
I was just following the thread name.

It's the same company with the same problems. But now there are two TWO corporations involved, fuckin scary.

*Edit-Shelle-which office did she do time in? I was at Teaneck..*

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This message was edited by Claire on 8-3-01 @ 9:05 PM
kindredbabe
posted on 08-04-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I have Verizon for my cell service and my phone isn't working anymore. They won't fix my phone, but they will give me a new phone...of course, I have to increase my monthly plan. Bastards...

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FukMeBoobs
posted on 08-04-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Utroh thanx for the warning Kindred. I was just
at the Verizon store looking into cell phones.
They have a decent plan. I hope the service is
better than what I have now which is AT&T
wireless, bunch of fuckin retarded high school
drop-outs they are.



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Shelle Bink
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posted on 08-05-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
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quote:

*Edit-Shelle-which office did she do time in? I was at Teaneck..*


MamaBink was in the Georges Road North Brunswick office until 1992 or so... then they threw her in the Route 18 East Brunswick office.

She hated both, but liked the North Brunswick better since it was closer to home ((about 7 blocks or so))

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Just Jon
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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quote:

of course, I have to increase my monthly plan. Bastards...


I was at the Wiz last week looking at cell phones, since mine is having problems. The guy at the desk there told me that you can change the plan at any time, so if you hear about a special plan or they come out with lower rates, you can go to a verizon store and switch to the other plan at any time.

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Claire
posted on 08-06-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Shelle, I "field-trained" at North Brunswick a couple of times in '89.
My training was in South Plainfield.

North Brunswick looked like a rough place-no cubicles, even, just a long line of "Customer Service Professionals"
AKA
"Mistreated, unappreciated, hard-working people".

Please extend my sympathies and empathies to your Mom.

I honestly don't know how anyone lasting beyond 10 years at that company did it.


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posted on 08-06-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
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This just came to me. Any company that shamelessly uses the group N'Sync to peddle it's long distance plans is fucking evil

It's all part of Verizon's plan to become the AT&T of the 2000's.


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kindredbabe
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Actually the plan I have now is not offered anymore, so they will not give me a new phone unless I switch over to a current plan. Bastards.

F Verizon!

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RonRon5477
posted on 08-07-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Chalk up another FU to Verizon:
The fuckers can't fix my phone. They have came out for one whole week and can't fix the shit. So i am stuck using Net2phone to call people because i have no dialtone.. To me, Verizon is just between the pimple on a fat guys ass and the butt rubbish on the toilet seat after wiping your dirty ass. I hope you fuckers choke on a big floppy donkey dick, you pig fuckers.

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