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TeenWeek
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Very informative. My new motto now is modified from Anthony. Don't come to me for news, Don't go to CNN for dick jokes.

new sexual positions

Faceman
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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considering the alternative that we have now. maybe we should have let him keep posting his news stories huh?;)




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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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I concure 100% facey...



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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I thought this was going to be a cut and paste from the Kama Sutra.

TeenWeek
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Ok, I am starting to take a hint here. It took me a while but I am sensing my new threads suck and no one likes them. Maybe I should stay out of Offtopic and go the francine banger route and only post in Sports and Wrestling.

I am starting to feel like the white Kid Afrika.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 10-15-01 @ 1:13 PM
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey, I don't like that page...there was not one mention or even allusion to the GonzoStyle...and we all know that no sexual experience even tries to compare...



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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2 tired 2 give N F
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ok, I am starting to take a hint here. It took me a while but I am sensing my new threads suck and no one likes them. Maybe I should stay out of Offtopic and go the francine banger route and only post in Sports and Wrestling.

I am starting to feel like the white Kid Afrika.



Don't take a little ribbing too seriously man...



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Through your eyes everything's clear,
And I fall inside your arms,
but I'm alone for now, alone for now...
TeenWeek
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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I was joking mostly, but I did realize that people actually were pissed off when I started news threads (from what is wrong with this website thread). My only point was to strike up discussions. And I promised to stop doing that because I like it here and the last thing I want is for people just to avoid my thread whenever I start a new topic.

I know it is all in fun. I have no problem in taking a joke or being put int the barrel.

TeenWeek
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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double post

This message was edited by TeenWeek on 10-15-01 @ 1:31 PM
DasDoomper
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
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Damn Geoshitties and their bandwidth limits!



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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I don't see a ceiling fan any of those.



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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 10-15-01 @ 6:07 PM

Kid Afrika
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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quote:

I am starting to feel like the white Kid Afrika.

Ha! Never in a thousand years could you even imagine the perils of being me. It's hard damn work being this good. :)

I'm just waiting to see a completely original thought by teenweek. A post with not one link or pasted text from another site. I know it's a long shot, but I can dream, can't I?


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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I'm just waiting to see a completely original thought by teenweek. A post with not one link or pasted text from another site. I know it's a long shot, but I can dream, can't I? I'm just waiting to see a completely original thought by teenweek. A post with not one link or pasted text from another site. I know it's a long shot, but I can dream, can't I?
I'm just waiting to see a completely original thought by teenweek. A post with not one link or pasted text from another site. I know it's a long shot, but I can dream, can't I?
I'm just waiting to see a completely original thought by teenweek. A post with not one link or pasted text from another site. I know it's a long shot, but I can dream, can't I?




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TeenWeek
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Hey I did have an original post in general Topic, where I started the thread what you dislike about opie and anthony and I think it was Gonzo who gave it 5 stars.

Other than that nothing comes to mind.

SLASH
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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
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TeenWeek, you are like the guy who uses Methedone to kick his heroin addiction.

No one said ya couldn't start news threads, just keep them all in 1 thread per day. Name it whatever you like. Something like "Teenweeks Cut and Paste News Flashes". Also add something from your own head as to why you found it interesting. The same goes for IkeaBoy and his entertainment news stories. It is not a hard concept to grasp.

Above all, you don't need to be the one to start threads to have a place on this message board.

Look at Face, he sucks at starting threads. Inane Topic of the day, BAH! He decided to cut down on them on his own (he posted that in his last or next to last Inane thread), due to lack of # of replies.

Look at me, I don't start threads 'cause I know that that even if people knew that the first ten people that replied would receive a million dollars each, I would be lucky to get one reply.


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quote:

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This message was edited by SLASH on 10-15-01 @ 8:21 PM

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
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slash, shouldnt you be in chat or something?

quote:

It's hard damn work being this good.


ok mr. snipes

teenweek, i know how fond everyone must be of your sig pic but there is a 30k size limit that you are over. try and do something about that ok?




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See the rain through a gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children
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zootybang
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
We're allowed to START threads? Hmmm.....dont think i've ever tried that one.




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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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quote:

We're allowed to START threads? Hmmm.....dont think i've ever tried that one.



Yes, that's what the mystical and mysterious "New Topic" button does...


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-15-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
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quote:

Yes, that's what the mystical and mysterious "New Topic" button does...


Froy, you are not funny.

This bears repeating...

A man's got to know his limitations.





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 5:45 AM      
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Slash said:

quote:

Look at me, I don't start threads



Then what are those things that you start in Music Forum called? And when you post lyrics, try not to just cut and paste them, add something from your own head as to why you found them interesting...


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posted on 10-16-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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I'm sorry Slash that I didn't make a Grk joke out of it.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-16-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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quote:

Sleeper wrote:

Then what are those things that you start in Music Forum called? And when you post lyrics, try not to just cut and paste them, add something from your own head as to why you found them interesting...


See Froy, even though the little shit knew what I was getting at and that he is going to receive serious reprecussions, that's funny!



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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This message was edited by SLASH on 10-16-01 @ 10:31 AM

spitfire421
posted on 10-16-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Anyone wanna get back on topic? eh, why bother, but anyway, here's the newest Kama Sutra position on cosmo's website....can anyone do this, would anyone want to do this position?

quote:

Passion Propeller
Wild Rating: 10
Degree of Difficulty: 10

Hot how-to: Your man lies on top of you, entering you in traditional missionary style, but then — yowza! — he starts doing a 360-degree spin, all the while keeping his penis deep inside of you. As he's rotating and thrusting, help guide him around your body like a propeller would spin around the top of a helicopter. Make sure to lift his legs when they swing around over your head.

Why you'll love it: Once you make the 360-degree jaw-dropping journey, you and your man will feel like sexual dynamos and may even keep on spinning for rounds two, three, and four! Another plus of this topsy-turvy delight: As he's doing an around-your-world revolution, you finally get to view every inch of his body and barely have to move to reap big rewards — your propeller prince is doing all the work!


Sounds like way too much work for me... "your propeller prince" ROFL




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