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windowlck
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Breaking News::

(AP)(feel more secure IKEA) :)WASHINGTON _ President Bush faints for few seconds at White House while choking on a pretzel


http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020113/ts/bush_faint_dc_1.html



This is going to be Way to easy....comment?

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This message was edited by windowlck on 1-13-02 @ 9:31 PM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:01 PM      
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but he's a genius because he has to be after 9/11. Yeppers

Sad thing is it was a soft pretzle like one of those Super Pretzle things.

However, is it true? there's no AP

And remember, you can edit titles. Buch is no one, that's why I opened the thread.



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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-13-02 @ 9:02 PM
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
buch?

anyways, too much salt, hehe.




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:04 PM      
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I guess his assistants weren't there to remind him how to swallow




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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At least he didn't throw up on the Japanese like his dad did.


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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
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I was more concerned for Buch than Bush.




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
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quote:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush fainted briefly in the White House residence Sunday after choking on a pretzel while watching a National Football League playoff game on television, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said.






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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
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at least he knows which end to put it in




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

``He fainted due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel.'' (AP)



what the hell? so what happens when he gets laid or someting when his heart rate increases?

its another walking cheney




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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if bush chokes on a pretzel, than the terrorists have already won.

oh wait, no they wont.


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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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well i guess the Jets werent the only people choking last night. :)

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windowlck
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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I wonder if this was Bush's way of trying to distract people from his involvement in the ENRON debacle


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NASA
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

well i guess the Jets werent the only people choking last night. :)
You had to do it didn't you?



Whom are these Jets of which you speak of?

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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
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maybe he was trying to get people to send him yearly checks on the anniversary of saving him.





"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 10:18 PM      
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quote:

I wonder if this was Bush's way of trying to distract people from his involvement in the ENRON debacle
I think that's what made him choke...



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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
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Awwww looks like our prez lost his little everyday activites cheatsheet:
quote:

To eat food: Open mouth, insert food, close and open mouth repeatedly while grinding food in between teeth, repeat.




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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
I find that is incident is not one of a laughing matter. He is the PRESIDENT! Show some God damn respect. It's not funny! Everyone during their lifetime chokes, just like O&A did in the ratings this past Fall!

windowlck
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Sean Hannity II...



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okterrific23
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
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Hey Sean Hannity, you fucking dick! Stop posting your crap here. O&A will rise and will crush you like a bug.



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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
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quote:

Sean Hannity II
Again?

This user is BANNED. Please disregard his idiotic comments.


Damn... I didn't even get to say hello........



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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
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God, sean hannitty has no neck. What an ugly piece of shit.
EDIT:And to make poor ol' sean feel better i also found it hilarious when the Clinton's dog buddy died. When shit happens to presidents its always funny!


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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
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quote:

well i guess the Jets werent the only people choking last night.


that was awesome



have some chuckles

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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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Curses, didn't get to attack Sean




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
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quote:

President Bush fainted briefly in the White House residence Sunday after choking on a pretzel while watching a National Football League playoff game on television



and thousands of miles away, at the same time, seancold throws a pretzel at his television when the Ravens score a touchdown and go up 17-3 on the Dolphins. Coincidence???? I think not >)>)>)>)>)



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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
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It's weird. Every 20 years a president dies since the 1840s with the exception of Reagan who died on the operating table, all of them by bullets. Our leader felled by a snack.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Jan 14-:CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker--all new...NBC: Link, FActor, Jordan- all new...FOX: Public, McBeal (Bon Jovi)- all new...ABC: Millionare, Forces of Nature...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel - ALL NEW... TBS: Austin Powers 1


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