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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Ok due to feet dragging and the many things that have happened here this week, my brain-child was pushed to the back but I decided to put It out there for the masses, so you can have some fun with it. The nominees were selected by myself and my fellow mods. Just choose one of the nominees or write in your own selection. Now there are 2 ways to vote. If you don’t care about showing people who you voted for, just post in this thread with your selections. If you want anonymity with your voting then I’ve set up an email address to send your votes to. [email protected] has been set up for just that. So I hope you have fun with it. Good luck to all

Post Whore of the Year:
*Irish Alkey
*Gonzostyle
*Tequila
*Maynard
*Opak
*Ken's Pen
*Write in vote…

TOG of the year award:
*Shelle's a dirty slut
*Alkey's big ear
*Sluggo's the real mod
*Slash has no AIM
*Froy wants Fayth
*Afrika not a mod
*Write in vote…

Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)
*Gooch's Last Supper
*Av8er's Kid is a Mod
*Fez's I Love The Froy Shirt
*Hummercash's (flash) Dancing Joey
*VG's MSPaint of the Movie Heathers
*Kid's pic of vg's sig shaking her ass
*Write in vote…

Worst In-Person Appearance
*Diceman Saotome (sig pic on sweater)
*JustJon (Pink Shirt)
*Dan (Sweaty Pit shirt)
*Unicron (Punk Out of the year by Sean)
*Mavric (Bar 9)
*Av8er (eats carpet/breaks keyboard)
Write in vote...

Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year)
*Sephiroth
*Sluggo
*Follow This Logic
*Ants in my Pants
*Grumpy
*Maynard
Write in vote...

Most Creative Sig Pic
*Painter - Birth of OA.com
*Gonzostyle - The Date
*Faceman-The Anti-sig Pic
*Seph's "What was he thinking"
*GS's Gonzo sig
*Write in vote

Thread of the Year
*CBH's Happy Martin Luther King jr. Day post.
*Seans 3 way Manifesto
*Gonzo's Thesis on why it's ok to fuck your mother, sister, and grandmother
*K1d's Return of the prodigal son
*MS Paint Your Favorite Movie
any thread Howie & Snuka hijack
*Write in vote

Attention Whore of the year
*Shelle Bink
*Dana Dillon
*Kid Afrika
*NJStrawberry
*Maynard
*Grkqtoandafan
*Write in vote




I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me





This message was edited by Faceman on 1-20-02 @ 1:28 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i got my votes...first reply whoo hoo!
post whore-gonzo
tog-shelle
art-av8er's kid is a mod
poster-seph
sig-seph
thread-gonzos thesis
attention whore-dana

is there any chances of there being more catagories being added later?





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 1-19-02 @ 9:54 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Post Whore of the Year:
*Irish Alkey

TOG of the year award:
*Shelle's a dirty slut

Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)
*Av8er's Kid is a Mod

Worst In-Person Appearance
*Mavric (Bar 9)

Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year)
*Sephiroth

Most Creative Sig Pic
*GS's Gonzo sig

Thread of the Year
*MS Paint Your Favorite Movie

Attention Whore of the year
*Shelle Bink


I'll send my ballot soon.......





Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Well, whoever smoked enough crack to nominate me for Poster of the Year, thanks, it's an honor.

My votes...

Post Whore of the Year: Irish Alkey

TOG of the year award: Afrika not a mod

Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork (Non-Sig): Av8er's Kid is a Mod

Worst In-Person Appearance: Av8er (eats carpet/breaks keyboard)

Poster Of The Year: (write-in) Ken'sPen

Most Creative Sig Pic: Painter - Birth of OA.com

Thread of the Year: MS Paint Your Favorite Movie

Attention Whore of the year: Dana Dillon



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Post Whore of the Year:
*Irish Alkey

TOG of the year award:
*Afrika not a mod


Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)
*Kid's pic of vg's sig shaking her ass


Worst In-Person Appearance
*dq'd from voting--never made an appearance myself


Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year)
*Follow This Logic (what bias? ;) )

Most Creative Sig Pic
*Seph's "What was he thinking"


Thread of the Year
*MS Paint Your Favorite Movie


Attention Whore of the year
*Dillon!!!




HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
post whore: alkey
best poster: seph
best sig: gotta go with gs's gonzo sig
attention whore: definitely dana dillon
TOG: kid a still not a mod


Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.





This message was edited by HyBriD on 1-19-02 @ 10:16 PM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

[email protected] has been set up for just that.


Shit and I just banned that fucker Ballots.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
How can The Becky Thread not be listed for Thread of the Year.

How can a Worst Thread of the Year not be made to honor Alkey's How ya like them eggs thread.

How can Ikea Ree and frf;lkjasdf not settle it once and for all with gayest poster of the year.

What about an award for the chick with the hottest sig pic.



GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Attention Whore of the year
*Shelle Bink
*Dana Dillon
*Kid Afrika
*NJStrawberry
*Maynard
*Grkqtoandafan
*Write in vote
I really think I'm out of the running when I look at the other nominees, come on now!


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork:
Brokenjaw's MSPaint Your Favorite Movie






ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
damn i guess i didnt work as hard as i thought at being an attention whore, maybe next year

and come on facey, "do you think i care about your life" is TOG times ten

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER
"And I will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of my hand"

God Bless America
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry, I missed a couple of months. Can we get links to some of these famous pics? and threads if the title isnt how its described on the ballot. Fuck you, I CAN use the Search.



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"sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL!
Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Post Whore of the Year- *Irish Alkey
TOG of the year award: *Afrika not a mod
(mini write in for IkeaBoy- big fag)

Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)
*Av8er's Kid is a Mod

Worst In-Person Appearance
Write in vote... IkeaBoy- silent, cigar, fake identity bar 9

Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year) - *Sephiroth

Most Creative Sig Pic - *GS's Gonzo sig

Thread of the Year
*MS Paint Your Favorite Movie

Attention Whore of the year
*Dana Dillon





"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 1/20- CBS: Max Bickford, Preisdent's Man Line in the Sand...NBC: Golden Globes...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, Chamber...ABC: 7- 101 Dalmatians, 9- Alias with Quentin Tarantino, 10- Practice repeat...UPN: Buffy, pPractice, WB: Jamie Kennedy, Nikki, Off Centre, For Your Love...TNT: Cocktail...USA: Waterboy...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Worst In-Person Appearance
*Diceman Saotome (sig pic on sweater)
*JustJon (Pink Shirt)
*Dan (Sweaty Pit shirt)
*Unicron (Punk Out of the year by Sean)
*Mavric (Bar 9)



shouldnt people that are actually on the board be nominated

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

God Bless America
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Post Whore - Alkey

TOG - Kid is not a mod

Art - av8er Kid is a mod

Worst In-Person appearance - (write-in) Slash at Bar 9, didn't even say hi to his newbie.

Poster - Seph

Sig Pic - (write in) Crybaby Howie's Absolut Howie. If that is considered last year then Gonzo's "The Date"

Thread - (write-in) Insomniac Check-In

Attention Whore - Dana Dillon


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Post Whore of the Year: Grumpy
TOG of the year award: Grumpy's mom
Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)Grumpy's ANT patty
Worst In-Person Appearance : Grumpy
Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year) Grumpy
Most Creative Sig Pic Grumpy (retard)
Thread of the Year Questions
Attention Whore of the year : take a guess - Grumpy

Now bite me you whores.........Muhhhahahhahahahah........


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Thread - (write-in) Insomniac Check-In
Oh come on, even peeps up at 4 don't post in YOUR thread. even YOU don't post in YOUR thread




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 1/20- CBS: Max Bickford, Preisdent's Man Line in the Sand...NBC: Golden Globes...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, Chamber...ABC: 7- 101 Dalmatians, 9- Alias with Quentin Tarantino, 10- Practice repeat...UPN: Buffy, pPractice, WB: Jamie Kennedy, Nikki, Off Centre, For Your Love...TNT: Cocktail...USA: Waterboy...
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
post whore- alkey
tog- afrika not mod
artwork- i love the froy
posts- seph
sig- GS's gonzo sig
thread of year- questions
whore- dana dillon




See you space cowboy...

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh come on, even peeps up at 4 don't post in YOUR thread. even YOU don't post in YOUR thread

I have my reasons, and it was a lot better when it started than it is now.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 2:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I have my reasons, and it was a lot better when it started than it is now.


I agree with The Sleeper, it WAS good 'til some faggits roooond it.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Post Whore: Alkey

TOG: Kid not a mod

Artwork: Kid the mod

Appearance: Unicron (even though I missed it)

Poster: (write in) Ken's Pen

Sig Pic: Seph's MST3K sig

Thread: Sean's Manifesto

Attention Whore: Dana Dillon


I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.
Squidward
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 3:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Best Sig Pic by far was Grumpy's retard pic.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-20-2002 @ 5:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd like to thank all of the little people (Grumpy) for making this day possible. Post whoring is an art which I have become quite proud of. It would not have been possible to achieve this great award without the help of you, my felllow posters, who have made this day possible. I am honored to accept this award, and I will continue to make you proud by posting inane threads and one word replies throughout the year. Thank you.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 5:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
you haven't won yet alkey




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday 1/20- CBS: Max Bickford, Preisdent's Man Line in the Sand...NBC: Golden Globes...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, Chamber...ABC: 7- 101 Dalmatians, 9- Alias with Quentin Tarantino, 10- Practice repeat...UPN: Buffy, pPractice, WB: Jamie Kennedy, Nikki, Off Centre, For Your Love...TNT: Cocktail...USA: Waterboy...
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 01-20-2002 @ 8:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Post Whore of the Year:
*Irish Alkey
Hanger-on to 2000+ in three months? No contest, IMHO.

TOG of the year award:
*Shelle's a dirty slut
It's always been MY personal favorite TOG.

Year's Greatest Piece of Artwork: (Non-Sig)
*Gooch's Last Supper


Worst In-Person Appearance
Write in vote... ME at Hooters...
I looked around for people... I only met Balloon Not. And I guess Ant counts because he posts. :P

Poster Of The Year: (Who hasn't been a mod for the majority of the year)
*Sephiroth


Most Creative Sig Pic
*Gonzostyle - The Date
wheeeeeeeeee!

Thread of the Year
*Gonzo's Thesis on why it's ok to fuck your mother, sister, and grandmother
NO DOUBT on this one... It was so fucking educational. I still have that image of an ice cream sundae as an analogy to incest burned into my brain. I hate you, GS.

Attention Whore of the year
*Maynard
This is mostly because of his post-whoriness, but there was a certain something to it that Alkey lacked, that made it annoying. (Grk is close runner up, as head Jew Loving Hoochie)



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"sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL!
Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.



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