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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
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A guy having to pass a kidney stone 1" in diameter or a female giving birth?


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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:07 PM      
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UMMM Yeah, because the guys here on the board know what its like to give birth?



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
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i don't know and i have no wish to find out :p



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
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Well, as I can't give birth, I think I'd find passing a kidney stone more painful.


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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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quote:

A guy having to pass a kidney stone 1" in diameter
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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
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my brother had a kidney stone last month. it was about 6cm big. i found it kinda funny. he was not amused that the doctors had to go in & take it out.

i would guess that might be about the same as a woman giving birth. but my boyfriend totally disagrees. he says kidney stones are worse.

but will we ever know?



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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quote:

A guy having to pass a kidney stone 1" in diameter



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
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I had a stone years ago. It was small(couldn't see it with an x-ray) and it still had me doubled over in pain.


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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
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Being that A: the proportional size of a kidney stone in relation to the urinary track in NO WAY compares to the size of a 9 to 10 pound baby in relation to a female's birth canal and B: Birth is the ONLY regular physical occurance in humans that causes such intense pain that the body itself releases narcotics in the brain to dull the memory of said pain... I'ld have to say...
Kidney stone.
Hey.. the women KNOW it hurt... but they're memory's chemicaly dulled... guys don't get that bonus.


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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
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Well, as the urethra isn't made to be stretched like the vag, and that the relative sizes of the 1" kidney stone and fetus versus the size of the respective holes, I will say that without question, 1" kidney stone hurts more.

Beavers can stretch enough to fit two fists in there for pleasure sometimes, so the pain of having a baby I think is greatly exaggerated since everyone knows that men can't ever have it.

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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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Lets have an experiment. Lets give crx (since she is the only female that is in this thread so far) a kidney stone she could stick in her ovary oyster. And i can take a fresh hariless child and try and shove it into my pisshole.

What!?? I havent tried that yet! Really! ;)



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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quote:

Being that A: the proportional size of a kidney stone in relation to the urinary track in NO WAY compares to the size of a 9 to 10 pound baby in relation to a female's birth canal and B: Birth is the ONLY regular physical occurance in humans that causes such intense pain that the body itself releases narcotics in the brain to dull the memory of said pain... I'ld have to say...
Kidney stone.
Hey.. the women KNOW it hurt... but they're memory's chemicaly dulled... guys don't get that bonus.



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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What's grosser than gross?





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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
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Ummmm...let's see here, passing something throught the male Pisshole 1" in diameter would cause the "Wife-be-good Stick" to split open on the ends like an over-cooked Hotdog!! There's no comparison...you chicks are used to shoving shit bigger than that up yer sump!! Just tonight i was at the grocery store and was behind this hot chick buying groceries...i totally got a rod watching her place those 3 9" zuccini's on the belt....Yuuuummy!! Like she's gonna eat those..lol!!



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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
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What's worse is a woman thinking she's about to have a baby, and she passes a kidney stone. How sad.





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posted on 02-15-2002 @ 11:53 PM      
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Had a kidney stone about a year ago, 3/16" dia. The pain really fuckin' sucked. Took 4 days to pass the fucker.




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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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quote:

What's worse is a woman thinking she's about to have a baby, and she passes a kidney stone. How sad.



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
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i'm going to say the former because a vagina was built to pump out kids, a penis wasn't.




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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
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A guy having to pass a kidney stone 1" in diameter or a female giving birth?



I think we all have WAY too much time on our hands. Since I've never given birth or had a kidney stone, I have no real basis for my opinion...but I gotta say perhaps the kidney stone may be worse just because the hole can't expand. The thing with giving birth is that the pains can go all over, I don't know if that also happens with a kidney stone. Thinking about this now is really making me hope the drugs are as strong as I hear they are... ::shudders::


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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
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If women had to swallow as much semen to prevent pregnancy as men have to drink water to prevent kidney stones, everyone would win.

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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 1:24 AM      
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If women had to swallow as much semen to prevent pregnancy as men have to drink water to prevent kidney stones, everyone would win.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 2:29 AM      
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Lets give crx (since she is the only female that is in this thread so far)



hey!


but i'll pass on the offer. crx can have it.

i'd have to say kidney stone i guess. you guys make very convincing points



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
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And for my opinion which is based on what I've seen as a nurse, and not by personal experience:

Kidney stone hurts worse. I could give you lots of examples, but the best one is when a female patient (who had also given birth 2 times) had a stone, and said she'd rather give birth to a 14 lb. baby than go through the kidney stone pain. (her stone was 0.4 cm in diameter)

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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 8:15 AM      
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Most of the replies regarding the pain of kidney stones have concentrated on penis pain. I found the actual "passing" uncomfortable to say the least but, by no means even close to the pain of the stone bouncing around in my kidney. And, quite possibly the most painfull was when it was moving from my kidney to my bladder.

Yeah, we all think of anything inside our penis being excruciating but, it really wasn't that bad by comparrison. It was actually releiving to know that it was finally coming out.

Maybe you others have had different experiences, I don't know. But, I'm sure we'll all agree that percocet is a wonderful thing.



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
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How can I prevent this from EVER happening!?!?!?



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