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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
MetroSource News:
quote:


>>Engineering Student Designs Beer-Opening Robot

(Gainesville, FL) -- Beer drinkers of America will probably raise a toast to the new works of a University of Florida engineering student. Jean-Phillipe Clerc has designed a robot that will belly up to a beer bottle sitting on a coffee table and pop it open for you. Not only does the Autonamous Beer-Opening Robot, or ABOR, work wonders with beer tops, it doesn't require any tipping. Clerc says his robotic bartender has gotten a fair amount of attention. It took Clerc four months, 150 parts, 60 feet of wiring and 134 beers to get ABOR to crack open the brew just perfectly.

And the nations of the world come together in a united voice and break out in song. Finally, peace among men. :-D


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
God invented something like this.

He called it the "hand."





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

He called it the "hand."

That is a multi-purposeful invention as well!


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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

God invented something like this...He called it the "hand."

You are short sighted Alkey and, frankly, I expected better from you of all people. What do you do if you already have a beer in each hand?
That's right, the Beer-Bot!
Now, if he could only make the Beer-Bot fetch your beer as well...


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Why don't you just have the beer wench fetch your beer?


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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Why don't you just have the beer wench fetch your beer?


She's often busy with other matters.
:To Beer Wench: I didn't say stop, get the F back down there!


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Now if only the robot hand could whack your jimmy, the beer wench would finally become obsolete.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
But wouldn't you rather feel skin?????


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

What do you do if you already have a beer in each hand?


Put down one beer?

quote:

But wouldn't you rather feel skin?????


Let's work on having them see skin before worrying about them feeling skin.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

But wouldn't you rather feel skin?????

Three answers:
1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk.
2. No, that's what silicone is for.
3. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. (this is important!)

Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them




This message was edited by BIV on 4-29-02 @ 12:51 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Three answers:
1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk.
2. No, that's what silicone is for.
3. No, Beer-Bots don't talk. (this is important!)


Two was sufficient.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Two was sufficient.

Was it? Was it really. All hail the "Lord of All Things..uh..Sufficient."


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Wouldn't a machine that jerks you off be more useful?



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Wouldn't a machine that jerks you off be more useful?




So, you're saying you're a cyborg?





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:50 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ah...one step closer to Bending Units




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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
After the Beer-Bot learns to cook, whack your jimmy, and bruise when you hit it for not cleaning the toilet, a lot of guys will be throwing their ladies out.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Hmm there goes the market for the blow up sheep.


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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Uhm, where can I get some info on these blow-up sheep you're referring to?



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

But wouldn't you rather feel skin?????
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Three answers:
1. No, Beer-Bots don't talk.
2. No, that's what silicone is for.

haha virgin :rolleyes:

and you can get those sheep at 167 w 4th st



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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disgustip8ed
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Put down one beer



BLASEPHEMY!!!


I use geocities and all I got was this lousy red x

I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long.
Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whole.



This message was edited by disgustip8ed on 4-29-02 @ 12:03 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

and you can get those sheep at 167 w 4th st
Is this one of them "inside jokes" I keep hearing about?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
um, no, it's one of those things they have outdoors, i think they call it a shop or a store or something, they even have one of those fancy schmancy website type things: Visit this Website
quote:

Put down one beer
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BLASEPHEMY!!!
perhaps the solution is to hold one in your mouth?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i love that store. my boyfriend got into a fight with the girl behind the counter & she threw a magazine at him & gave him a fat lip. that was great.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Barch I love you and your sheep!!! That made my day.


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