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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
What are you thinking about?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
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you



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
squirrels




We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
RonRon5477
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
who's smoking that weed outside? Because I can smell it in my apartment!


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
um, you don't live in queens do ya? cos, that might be me :-D



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
who's smoking that weed outside? Because I can smell it in my apartment!

You have the same crunchy Shaggy from Scooby Doo looking dudes living beneath you?

To answer the question - my future.




AnonOAMember: Will you mother my children?
Noellevious: My womb must remain pure for the divine seed. Sorry.

FTL's cat = the Froy of cats
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
revenge


Daddy's Little Girl

Poster Child for Useless Aggression
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quality footwear



"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Going through People Search online for all the Tricias in the Queens area.... :(


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Thinking about telling Danked that I know where Tricia lives and seeing what he offers me in return.



Thank you Austin!
RonRon5477
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
um, you don't live in queens do ya?
nope, brooklyn.. but the smell is gone now. so i know it was someone that reads this board!


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
if it helps to narrow it down, danked, i'm in the astoria/lic area...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 7-14-02 @ 1:22 AM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
quality footwear


Shhhh... you're gonna rooooon it!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Should I or shouldn't I???

OK.

I'm thinking about Slash's penis.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ALL YUOR MARYWANNA ARE BELONG TO US!!1!11!!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
actually, it belongs to me



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Bah!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
and i've got some camel lights i only paid 55 cents for :-D




was that too harsh?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
RonRon5477
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ok, someone is smoking the weed again.. and it is alot this time!!
CRX, can you please stop? I can smell it here, all the way from Queens..


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
Isa
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
What are you thinking about?

If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking ;)

More importantly, what are you thinking about?

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
May you suffer another winter with no heat!!!1!!1


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i'm sorry, i didn't mean it :(



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Me neither. I'm sorry.

Friends?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
how cold i am.

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is this the part where we do our special handshake and have big hugs?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]


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