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Unicron
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
If anyone has ever had a girlfriend (if your a girl, a boyfriend), you may have discussed a celebrity fuck. You know "In the off chance you got to bang a celeb, I'd let ya do it." that kinda thing.

well, here's the question, who would be your "Celebrity Fuck"




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This message was edited by Unicron on 6-11-01 @ 1:32 AM
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
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Eddie Cibrian from Third Watch...





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Jolene'78
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:55 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Johnny Depp...oh yeah

Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???"
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:49 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Jennifer Connelly. She was in Labrynth, Dark City, and
Reqiuem for a Dream, among others.


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Brokenjaw
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 8:00 AM      
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FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Alyssa Milano


Kim
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Triple H :::sigh::: He is HOT!


They're crawling out of the woodwork! Idiots everywhere!!!

I don't know what is worse the assholes who create speculation threads or newbies who think they know everything...sheesh!

King f-tard
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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BJ what a hot pic of Sandra.

Mine would be Vanessa Marcil from general hospital and 90210. She is hot...







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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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ah jen connely, she deserves a lot more press. she's a goddess. Of course you'd have to go with the Spears fuck even if she won't be the best to take/discover if she's been lying about the virginity. Honestly, if that NSync faggot she's dating is any sort of man he'd propose to the whore and marry her just to fuck her then dump her. It won't last so get the snatch while he can. Then again he's gay. Fuck the faggot.

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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The list is many but I answered this in the last which celeb would you f thread that was on the board so why change my mind?

Ever since seeing her in China Beach, Miss Dana Delany...........



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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
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I've been pre-approved by Mrs. Grumpy with minimal penalties for early withdrawal to sleep with Catherine Zeta Jones. But the catch is SHE has to approach me. I can't stalk her. (Damn!).....



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Brokenjaw
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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quote:

BJ what a hot pic of Sandra




I have plenty more of her...



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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I have a thing for Nikki Cox.... but, under our agreement, I must first cut off my penis before I am allowed to fuck her.







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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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OAS, you scared me for a second... I thought for a second that was Monica Whorinsky! Then I scrolled down...lol

I gotta go with Laura Prepon from That 70's Show...she's a dirty girl...



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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Are there any approved forms for this?

You know tried and tested and legally binding?

DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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The new love of my life...Peter Krause from the new HBO series Six Feet Under




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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Dream, I can totally agree with that after watching the show :)

My new "allowable" fucks would be Heath Ledger and Matthew McConaughey...and Lita and Jessica Alba if a 3-some were to be involved


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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Shannon Elizabeth

Growing tired of all the speculation...
TheGooch
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
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Ok...here it goes:

APPETIZER


MAIN COURSE



DESSERT



"Now that's one hell of a meal!!"
-Mike Tyson



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
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Either Heidi Klum or James King(Not the most beautiful in the world, but something about her gets me every time. I think it's her eyes.)

Lara Flynn is hot Gooch, but she's been fouled by Jack Nicholson. Ewwwww.



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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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uhhh brad pitt or jason cebrone aka jackie jr
umm seth green

damn i cant pick

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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Penelope Cruz. Spanish women(not contaminated with Indian or Islander blood) are by far the most beautiful and exotic looking in the world.

Robin's ass is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.




Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
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Wait, can I bring my wife...TOG

I want to add Salma Hyeck(sp) and Elizabeth from Survivor.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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Damn... if the can make Sandra Bullock look sexy, they msut be able to make my wife look like a playmate.







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Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I would have to choose between 3---

1. Faith Hill
2. Lita (from WWF)
3. Can't believe this one hasn't been said BRITNEY SPEARS (maybe it's too obvious? Hell she is a teen.)



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