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The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Being that I am an Official "Junkyard Dog," I feel obligated to have a thread in MY forum that has a title longer than that of Sleeper's. I'm not quite sure what this thread is about, but I feel a wise idea would be to voice our opinions on just how much we all disapprove of Sleeper's goofy, immature antics as of late on the board. Also, feel free to kiss Faceman's ass in the hopes that he grant you a custom, "JYD 4 Life" status.

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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Being that I am an Official "Junkyard Dog," I feel obligated to have a thread in MY forum that has a title longer than that of Sleeper's. I'm not quite sure what this thread is about, but I feel a wise idea would be to voice our opinions on just how much we all disapprove of Sleeper's goofy, immature antics as of late on the board. Also, feel free to kiss Faceman's ass in the hopes that he grant you a custom, "JYD 4 Life" status.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
If he starts thinking he's cool, we'll all have a big problem on our hands.

Shoot the bitch down before his bite begins to rival his bark.

You ain't shit, bitch.

I roll over for the H.B.I.C.!

I piss on your leg.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!







This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-26-02 @ 11:26 PM
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This is not a smart idea. Messing with the Sleeper will only lead to your ultimate demise. I suggest you back out while you still have your dignity mister.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
i didn't even try to read the title




The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Are you also implying I'm NOT an official Junkyard dog. Check the thingy Silera made, I'm in it bizzatch, whether you like it or not!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
You don't want none of this, puppy.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I make the thingies.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
C'mon Sleeper, take another jab!
This will be funney. :-D


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You don't want none of this, puppy.



what are you gonna do? post a picture of a scary dog?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?



This message was edited by The Sleeper on 5-26-02 @ 11:32 PM

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
<------Silera kissing Faceman's ass for putting JYD 4 Life in her status.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

what are you gonna do? post a picture of a scary dog?




Not now that you mentioned it, ass!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Also, feel free to kiss Faceman's ass in the hopes that he grant you a custom, "JYD 4 Life" status.



let me borrow this...




$$$ FREE MONEY!!!$$$
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Not now that you mentioned it, ass!



Check...MATE!!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
"Check that out, a shooting star!"

*moves king*






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Check...MATE!!!

quote:

"Check that out, a shooting star!"

*moves king*

Damn, I tuned in for a fight and all I got was two girls bitch slapping each other. Get on with it, already.



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-26-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Alright.

BIV, you're a picture-posting moron with absolutely no clue between the difference of what's funny, and what's painfully disturbing to decode due to the fact it was written by a doofy child. A blow to your temple with a heavy object may just scramble your underdeveloped brains enough for you to respond in a manner that resembles that of a four year old. Piss me off and I'll shove a pencil so far down your throat, you'll be able to sign your name with your anus.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
alkey is getting rowdy. this could get funny. :)


$$$ FREE MONEY!!!$$$
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I suggest you back out while you still have your dignity mister.




please, when did alkey ever have dignity?


;) i'm being cute to facey hoping he would put my line back in alkey's status.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I piss on your leg.
eh, too easy :-p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Fine.
Give your little 12 year old board friends a round of high fives. It appals me that you and your ilk think your incessant ramblings on the message board give you any kind of real status that is worth mentioning. The fact is, if it wasn't for the the dribble that you post on the board to fill the empty space inside, no one would know who the fuck you are, or would even care. The only difference between you and Living Legend or DIG is that you have a "good 'ol boy" support network in this board that seems to think bullying new members off the board is a good idea. Just because you say each other's shit is gold, it doesn't make it so. One day you will wake up in a pool of your own sweat and your dick in your hand and realize you are a pathetic zero that will never recover from the serious abuse you received from cruel kids and an unloving family.
Get a life and fucking die, tool.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
You know what BIV? You're a fucking moron. You post on this board too. Try to read what you wrote while staring at yourself in the mirror jerking off. I say "try", because I get the jist, but in general all I see are a bunch of typos, mispelled words, and jibberish.

And Roll Over!!!



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Jesus, man, that was awful!

I don't even know what an "ilk" is!

Who the hell did I/we run off a message board?

Oh, I know! A crazy, stalker motherfucker, and a pancake-tittied bitch who thought she was hotter than the surface of the sun! Damn us all to hell for that one!

BIV, the "you all think you're cool cuz you run newbies off the board" routine has been said time, and time, and time and motherfuckin' time again. It doesn't hold any weight. I was new and I'm still here. As a matter of fact, I've been putting my ass out there for all to have fun with since day one. It's the defensive, bitchy, no-sense-of-humoUr-having little cum-cunts that all cry about how mean people are here. Then, right on schedule, they use the "you're just a loser and think you're cool cuz you're on a message board" line. Really? Then what the fuck are you doing here? Trying to cleanse the world, rid it of all things type written? The formula never changes my friend, and you're falling right into it.

For the record, I don't have any problems with how you conduct yourself around here and I've never given you any shit. Just thought a little bickering would liven up my night. :-D






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

You know what BIV? You're a fucking moron. You post on this board too.

Posting on the board has nothing to do with the fucking elitist attitude of longtime members.
quote:

bunch of typos, mispelled words

Wrong, try again.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I've been putting my ass out there for all to have fun with since day one.




now you are just doing it to yourself!



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Wrong, try again.


I don't get it. But, whatever.

quote:

I've been putting my ass out there for all to have fun with since day one.


Me too.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-27-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Posting on the board has nothing to do with the fucking elitist attitude of longtime members.


...and my join date has nothing to do with the fact that I am better than you.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?



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