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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Why would I want to fuck a sheep when your mom is much more giving?

You don't have to tape the sheep's mouth shut?
quote:

Would you like me to share my kind bud with you?

Do you mind if I have a contact high for a minute over here? ::staring at the wall::



How 'bout a little fire Scarecrow?
Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Metalfan
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why would you think I'm a post whore



Post whore, crack whore, $2 whore....care?

Did you think you could post without abuse simply because the midget isn't around? Would you care to try again dumbass?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Why would I want to fuck a sheep when your mom is much more giving?


Come on LD, didn't you know a sheep's ass has much more padding than my mom's does?






Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Lord Duvious
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Don't you know that I look forward to your abuse Metal almost as much as Grumpy's?
What gives you that sweet feminie touch to all of your ball busting?
Would I be safe to say you use a flower scented douche?



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Maynard
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Come on LD, didn't you know a sheep's ass has much more padding than my mom's does?

Yeah, but didn't you know that your mom cups my balls when I fuck her from behind?


I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT!
He's a totally different tool.
Maynard
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Don't you just hate mother-fucking cock-sucking firewalls?

This message was edited by Maynard on 10-10-01 @ 2:52 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

$2 whore....care?

Is he that much better? Won't his mom do it for a cookie?
quote:

He's a totally different tool.

[Breuer] Hammer [/Breuer] ??
quote:

cups my balls when I fuck her from behind?

Those big Solo cups? If it's through the Glory Hole, how do you know it's not his Sheep?



How 'bout a little fire Scarecrow?
Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Metalfan
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey, Captain Double Post, could you fix that fucking problem already?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Yeah, but didn't you know that your mom cups my balls when I fuck her from behind?


Why do you get the V.I.P. treatment and I don't?
Is it normal that she slaps mine with a wooden spoon?
Is it normal that I like it?






Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
4 hour meetings and lunch and the asswipe still hasn't shown up?
Did I really scare his sorry ass THAT much?

Where did LD go? Did someone say he's looking to be abused?



Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Which Asswipe?
What could I possibly add to the above posts?

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Where did LD go? Did someone say he's looking to be abused?

Is it time for his 3:00 round of "Watersports" with his boyfriend already?

Did Ken hear me call him? ;) Did we post at the same time?


How 'bout a little fire Scarecrow?
Shut your festering gob, you tit!



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 10-10-01 @ 3:09 PM
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
so um, can anyone post in here again or what??




AIM: SkiT4you

First Member of the JWO

Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
why did i pull a maynard?


This message was edited by skitchr4u on 10-10-01 @ 3:06 PM
Lord Duvious
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Is "meeting" code for "homsexual orgy"?
Why does Metal have a brown mustache?
Do you take chemicals to make it taste better when Metal swallows?




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God Bless America
Metalfan
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why does Metal have a brown mustache?



How about it matches the color of my hair? Why do small animals cover their asses whenever you walk past them?

Does Ken use dirty asswipes to take the clown makeup off?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
Lord Duvious
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Did you just ask if Ken uses himself to wipe off the clown makeup?
Metal, do you have an unnatural attraction to clowns?
Why did I see a midget in clown makeup leaving your house this morning?



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God Bless America
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
are my eyes decieving me or did my chewtoy come back?
Ken -what happen? Pictures of clowns scare you that much? did you know I was thinking about having a clown tattooed on my ass?

Since I scared you, allow me to make it up to you?
Will you accept this as a gift?

Did I hear that you like balloons?



BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Are you all jealous that I'm getting out of here early?

LD, you do know that when you agreed to take Ken's Pen up the ass, that it wouldn't even tickle because it's even smaller than mine, don't you?

Does anyone care that I made it to 4.5" today?


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Why does that clown scare the bejeezus out of me?
Can't we just throw Ken & his pen to that clown?


Thank you, FN
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
::sniff sniff::
Does anyone else smell ass?





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
anybody remember that game show that used to be on, where three wheels spun and cards appeared?
Anyone remember the name?

Ken - what you think of this? Should I have the one on the left or the right tattooed on my ass?




skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
so metal what you are saying is that not only do you have dirty sanchez, you also have it on your head?




AIM: SkiT4you

First Member of the JWO

Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic
Maynard
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Can't we just throw Ken & his pen to that clown?

Didn't we do that a long time ago?

quote:

Does anyone else smell ass?

Don't you think you should wash your upper lip then? Didn't anyone ever tell you getting a dirty sanchez is messy?


I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT!
He's a totally different tool.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-10-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
where was this book when I was a boy scout?

you think I would have been thrown out if I had this book?
or did they throw me out for eating a brownie?





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