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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Awwww, may I say how much I enjoy the company of you ladies? :)
Noelle, are you referring to my abnormally large...eyelashes?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Noelle, are you referring to my abnormally large...eyelashes?


Oh my God...are you and FTL really the same person?

Well, wouldn't that ear at least provide some damn good leverage?



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-24-01 @ 10:01 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Well, at least that ear provides some damn good leverage....


Did I get you so excited that you forgot to ask a question?
For your attention, can I be whoever you want me to be?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well, at least that ear provides some damn good leverage....


Is my ear as big as his?

Will you need to see us both in the same place before you believe we're not the same person, or just take my word for it?

Isn't 1/8 Irish too small of an amount to call myself IrishAlkey?

And if I'm Alkey, why am I talking to myself on IM? Since I'm talking to SLASH (telepathically) as well, am I just crazy?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
FTL, have you lost your mind?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Did I get you so excited that you forgot to ask a question?


Huh?
quote:

For your attention, can I be whoever you want me to be?


Can you be a mod, desperate to strike/ban/give a horrifyingly embarrassing status to anyone who hits on his g/f?
quote:

Is my ear as big as his?


Will I get a strike for this?

quote:

Will you need to see us both in the same place before you believe we're not the same person, or just take my word for it?


Eww....was that a veiled threesome offer?

quote:

Isn't 1/8 too small


Wouldn't I have to know what it's 1/8 of FIRST before I answer your original question? ;-)

quote:

Since I'm talking to SLASH (telepathically) as well, am I just crazy?


Shouldn't you be kissing ass in the BTS forum, not here? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-24-01 @ 10:10 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

For your attention, can I be whoever you want me to be?
Are you a pretender?



Satuday November 24- CBS: 8-9: RANKIN BASS RUDOLPH!!, 9- Touched, District...NBC: 8-11:30It's A Wonderful Life, SNL rerun...FOX: Cops, Cops, 24 (episode 3 repeat)...UPN:7-10 Goodfellas...WB: Batman (1989), HBO:8- Almost FAmous ...
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Wouldn't I have to know what it's 1/8 of FIRST before I answer your original question?


Shouldn't you quote me EXACTLY before you try to make fun of me?

quote:

FTL, have you lost your mind?


[Road Dogg]Oh, you didn't know?[/Road Dogg]

quote:

Will I get a strike for this?


Are you TRYING to get one? Don't you know that with me you'll only be getting "personal" strikes?

quote:

Shouldn't you be kissing ass in the BTS forum, not here?


Don't you just WISH you could read what goes on there?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Don't you just WISH you could read what goes on there?


Do you really want us to get into this, love?

quote:

Are you a pretender?

You remember that show?

Did I just ask that?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-24-01 @ 10:20 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Do you really want us to get into this, love?


Can we change the subject instead? :)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Have we scared everyone off?

Can we take advantage of the situation?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Isn't Ikea still here?

Ever heard of the word "lurker"?

Wanna go for it anyway?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
You're into that audience thing?

Do you have the Fluff, or shall I bring mine?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Who's giving Slack a blowjob?



What are you looking at?


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Did you forget that I've had the Fluff ready and waiting for a while now?

Slack, you get right down to the point, don't you?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank


This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 11-24-01 @ 10:34 PM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Who's giving Slack a blowjob?



Where is that Ikea, anyway?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

You remember that show?
Woudl you believe I've seen every episode? Wasn't Miss Parker doable?
quote:

Isn't Ikea still here?
do i have to announce everytime i go to the john?



Satuday November 24- CBS: 8-9: RANKIN BASS RUDOLPH!!, 9- Touched, District...NBC: 8-11:30It's A Wonderful Life, SNL rerun...FOX: Cops, Cops, 24 (episode 3 repeat)...UPN:7-10 Goodfellas...WB: Batman (1989), HBO:8- Almost FAmous ...
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Wasn't Miss Parker doable?


Well yeah, but wasn't Jarod, too? Seriously? ;-)

quote:

do i have to announce everytime i go to the john?


Awwwwww.....how long have you been with this John?



One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-24-01 @ 10:41 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Well yeah, but wasn't Jarod, too? Seriously?
do you really think you could slip me up so easily?
quote:

Awwwwww.....how long have you been with this John?
can you give me credit for trying?



Satuday November 24- CBS: 8-9: RANKIN BASS RUDOLPH!!, 9- Touched, District...NBC: 8-11:30It's A Wonderful Life, SNL rerun...FOX: Cops, Cops, 24 (episode 3 repeat)...UPN:7-10 Goodfellas...WB: Batman (1989), HBO:8- Almost FAmous ...
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

do you really think you could slip me up so easily?



Don't you just have an erection now at the thought of Jarod and his chiseled jaw?

quote:

can you give me credit for trying?


Is it okay to be a little afraid of you trying anything?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY - All give some, some give all...


The only thing I'd ever ask of you...gotta promise not to stop when I say "When"... 11. 2. 01.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Is it okay to be a little afraid of you trying anything?
do you think you're the first who is?



Satuday November 24- CBS: 8-9: RANKIN BASS RUDOLPH!!, 9- Touched, District...NBC: 8-11:30It's A Wonderful Life, SNL rerun...FOX: Cops, Cops, 24 (episode 3 repeat)...UPN:7-10 Goodfellas...WB: Batman (1989), HBO:8- Almost FAmous ...
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Is it okay to be a little afraid of you trying anything?
do you think you're the first who is?



Have we finally found the reason why Ikea's still a virgin?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Have we finally found the reason why Ikea's still a virgin?
didn't we already theorize that its because i frighten broads?



Satuday November 24- CBS: 8-9: RANKIN BASS RUDOLPH!!, 9- Touched, District...NBC: 8-11:30It's A Wonderful Life, SNL rerun...FOX: Cops, Cops, 24 (episode 3 repeat)...UPN:7-10 Goodfellas...WB: Batman (1989), HBO:8- Almost FAmous ...
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 2:56 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I see CRX and Alkey are logged in, why has there not been a post here yet? ;)


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-25-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
what are you implying?



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