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Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 12:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: I masturbated while watching 2 guys having a gay chat about masturbation in the wee hours of the morning. It was soooo HOT! so what room was was GS and Magus in so maynard can eavesdrop on them later on:) This is me, Iâ€™m always the same Virus in the system, crash the mainframe Uprise, now fall in line Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 12:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: so what room was was GS and Magus in so maynard can eavesdrop on them later on:) It was Hummercash and Alkey last night. Roughly 3am - 5am. And don't worry about Magus, his designs are well set on "The Alkey";) Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

o&aswallow	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: There have been many different places I have masterbated, but I never considered any of them strange. My fave place is in my car when driving long distances. RF, I'm driving cross country next week. Want to ride along??? ;-) Puff The Magic Dragon Raised it's Fearsome Head, It Had One Simple Mission To Make al-Qaida Dead! Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:12 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: It was Hummercash and Alkey last night. Roughly 3am - 5am. You dirty little voyeur, Slash. Tonight...GD...3:30...be there. My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

Metalfan	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: RF, I'm driving cross country next week. Want to ride along??? Need someone to grab the wheel whenever you have another of those narcoleptic seizures? E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: You dirty little voyeur, Slash. Tonight...GD...3:30...be there. And you are a dirty little "enabler", Alkey ;) Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 2:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And you are a dirty little "enabler", Alkey Unfortunately, by the looks of it, my "enabling" stops right here. Congrats! HEHEHEHE My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

DasDoomper	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 3:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	During work in the bathroom. Nothing better to give you a little "pick me up" during a boring day at the office. Yesssir... Better than a hot cup of coffee. Now that I work out of my home, it's just not as fun any more. DasDoomper

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their peices away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Go Yankees

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	QuickStop, you have got to be fucking lying! No way that's true! If it is that's the funniest damn story EVER! My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their peices away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else So did he cum or what???? And I'm still here waiting there, to catch you if you fall I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all 7-0!! GO TERPS!

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 4:52 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Jesus Christ, man. There are just some things you don't talk about in public! AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Go Yankees

opak	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 8:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else So how did you find out about it?

FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 8:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	this past summer while working at my school, perfect time to do it since there is absolutely noone there to come in and bother me. lol. quote: in school while sitting in class is always fun. I would love to know how a chick could pull that off in class. Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich Go to Foundry Chat, and talk to other O&A.com members

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 8:57 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: I would love to know how a chick could pull that off in class sounds like someone has never heard of the pocket rocket. This is me, Iâ€™m always the same Virus in the system, crash the mainframe Uprise, now fall in line Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D.

FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	see that totally slipped my mind. but even still jus getting in a good position for them to work it without getting caught has got to be a job and a half. Wealth is too precious to be entrusted to the rich Go to Foundry Chat, and talk to other O&A.com members

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: IrishAlkey said... QuickStop, you have got to be fucking lying! No way that's true! If it is that's the funniest damn story EVER! quote: Then Opak said... So how did you find out about it? I am shocked and appalled that you two have not seen one of the greatest and funniest movies of all time. And I'm still here waiting there, to catch you if you fall I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all 7-0!! GO TERPS!

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	It's a scooner!!! This is me, Iâ€™m always the same Virus in the system, crash the mainframe Uprise, now fall in line Roll with the pack or get left behind-P.O.D.

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	You know what?!? There is no Easter Bunny! Over there... that's just a guy in a suit! and Alkey and Opak... ive got another story about my cousin, Walter... One time he got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Chuck, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Go Yankees

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Jesus Christ Gil shut the fuck up! And I'm still here waiting there, to catch you if you fall I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all 7-0!! GO TERPS!

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I would love to know how a chick could pull that off in class Actually I had a girl once tell me how it's possible.. rocking back & forth on the side of the shoe. Or using your leg movements to use the in-seam of a pair of a tight jeans. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I feel dumb now. My taint itches. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I feel dumb now. As well you should! :) seriously, go rent mallrats. you won't regret it. And I'm still here waiting there, to catch you if you fall I don't know why I care so much, when I shouldn't care at all 7-0!! GO TERPS!

zootybang	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Okay, so I'm at the zoo, right around closing time, and i'm looking at the monkees in "primate world". For whatever reason, i'm in the mood, so I hide in a trash can until the zoo closes. Then i crawl out and jump into the "Gorillas in the mist" exhibit, and start smackin' and whackin'. This big silverback gorilla sees me, strolls over, and starts hitting me in the head with a plastic bowling pin (i guess they give 'em those to play with). Anyway, this REALLY gets me hot, so i start KILLING my junk. I mean, chunks of skin we're flying off. SMOKE was coming out of my pants. Just at the moment of ecstasy, i look into this gorillas eyes, who, by the way, is still bonking me with the bowling pin, and find true love. Thats how me and my wife, Digit, met. I dont know if thats strange, but i felt it was worth a mention. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. Check out my band at www.4inthachamber.com

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 10-24-2001 @ 10:58 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Actually I had a girl once tell me how it's possible.. rocking back & forth on the side of the shoe. Or using your leg movements to use the in-seam of a pair of a tight jeans. Wow, I am amazed you know that, and shocked a girl gave away our secrets, haha. Yes that does work very well, as does having a vibrator there, or remote controlled vibrating panties are good too. quote: sounds like someone has never heard of the pocket rocket. quote: see that totally slipped my mind. but even still jus getting in a good position for them to work it without getting caught has got to be a job and a half. Have you ever used a vibrator? There is no need for working anything, once its on you, that's all that is necessary. Ok, all this talk has me hot and bothered, I have to go. Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his. Congrats to all my fellow graduates.

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